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I am very familiar with HR at multiple fortune 500 corporations.

You're so close to getting the point. You realize HR are the executives' scapegoats. HR's purpose is to serve the rich assholes fucking everyone else over. Anyone working HR is complicit whether they're intelligent enough to realize it, or just a useful idiot. Execs want and need their scapegoats. People should realize this and avoid HR (class traitor) jobs.

Nothing you said contradicts the claim that HR people are class traitors. HR only cares about labor law so far as they can achieve management's goals without landing the company in legal hot water. It's absolutely not about any concern for the people themselves.

I've interacted with lots of HR employees over the years. And for quite a while my wife worked in that field, so I've had some 'inside' insight into the field. And I largely agree with you.

Like with any field, there are good people and bad people in there. My wife (and most of her colleagues) was one of the good ones. She intervened many times at her old job to stop out of control managers from firing store employees for bullshit reasons. Yes, part of that was to avoid the company getting into legal trouble for it. But an equal part was because she wanted to help these employees, because they were clearly being mistreated by their managers. And while not to that level, I've been helped by other decent HR people who went above and beyond company policies to help me during things like bereavement and healthcare needs.

I've also dealt with some absolute shit-heel HR people. People who would spend almost all day spying on employees using CCTV to try to catch them doing something - anything - that they could write them up for. People who would go out of their way to hide and ignore evidence of managers vindictively punishing employees who they (the managers) didn't like. People would use their power as HR professionals to exploit vulnerable employees for sexual motives.

It's a mixed bag. To say all HR people are good is facile (side note: I know you weren't doing that). And equally, to slate all HR employees is also wrong.

Being a shield against the decisions of upper management is the kind of class traitor work the person above is talking about. HR's job is taking that kind of decision and turning it into something that can be executed with the least likelihood of an office shooting or lawsuit. Whether either of those things are warranted or not.

Yes, the job of HR is to protect the company, but mostly that’s protecting the company from the company breaking labor laws.

No, it's protecting the company from the consequences of breaking labor laws like the WARN Act, which may well apply in this employee's case.

Companies love to break the law. Wage theft is bigger than any other form of theft in the US. What companies don't like is to be exposed breaking labor laws, or suffer wage audits, or having to answer to pesky individual suits from disgruntled workers they assume couldn't fight back but miraculously did.

Every single HR rep I have ever known -- and that includes the ones I knew as friends outside work -- made a knowing and openly acknowledged choice to check their conscience at the door to accept and keep those HR jobs.

You can justify it however you like, but it's a choice, each and every time you lie, and it is for HR reps too. It's just a more direct path to the paycheck and yearly bonuses for them: they literally get paid to lie, to hide, to fraudulently conceal illegal acts, and especially patterns of illegal acts, taking place within the company they represent, and to destroy and deny the existence of evidence whenever the rare employee who can fight back raises their head above the parapet.

And as a person who spent years in corporate America, I can't even begin to tell you the actual illegal (and completely heartless and amoral) shit I have personally laid eyes on, like when I temporarily had to work at someone else's desk: a low-level but long-term housekeeping employee who was injured on the job had asked to return to light duty for a few weeks in a letter with medical documentation attached, and I had to sit there with it all spread out on the desk in front of me with a sticky note attached to it saying "Let's draw a line under this, find a reason to fire her" staring me in the face.

If someone literally wants to lie for a living and be the dog that eats the other dog today, that's on them. But stop trying to act like that's NOT exactly how it is.

"Don't hate HR! We're not the master, just his trained attack dogs!"

I worked in HR for a while and 80% of the job was telling managers/execs "you can't do that to an employee". It was defending the employee, arguing for better programs, planning events for employees/associates/team members. I paid for a Christmas event out of my own pocket one year because I was told there was no funding. I never got badmouthed or trashed by a manager. But after fighting everyday for associates it was really disheartening to see them say stuff like the person youre replying too. It's one reason people who aren't corporate shills get out of HR. You spend your day advocating for people and they turn around and spit in your face. After awhile you just ask yourself why am I turning myself inside out for these people who hate me?

Pretty sure they don't do that in the US cause the 2nd Amendment apparently says that we aren't allowed to disarm a fucking toddler in this country, so the guns outnumber the citizens.

The lumberjack is harvesting wood which the population as a whole benefits from. They aren't taking a side of one class vs the another class. Sure I would like them to harvest responsibly but even if they don't they are still adding value to civilization.

HR is not the same thing. When is the last time they actually helped you? I remember once the employee health insurance was giving me problems covering a medication for my wife and the HR bitch is taking the insurance company side. Telling me how they nice they were at contract time. Yeah mouthbreather of course they are nice, they scammed us out of money and you let it happen.

You're the kind of fool who thinks some of the nazis weren't bad, they were just following orders.