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His ex-wife Ivana said in their divorce hearings that he kept Mein Kampf on his bedside table. Very believable, but perhaps he had it just as a token since I'm not convinced he can really read.

My list has two things:

• he lost
• he killed himself

Kelly said that Trump also praised Hitler for achieving complete loyalty from senior Nazi officials—and Trump expected similar fealty from the retired generals he brought on to his cabinet.

“He would ask about the loyalty issues and about how, when I pointed out to him the German generals as a group were not loyal to him, and in fact tried to assassinate him a few times, and he didn’t know that,” Kelly said. “He truly believed, when he brought us generals in, that we would be loyal—that we would do anything he wanted us to do.”

If John Kelly had any morals he would have immediately held a press conference to tell the nation that Trump was praising Hitler's expectations that all generals have loyal to him before the nation and then immediately resign.

All these Republicans waiting years to expose this instead of when Trump was in power shows they are all complicit.

Ah yes, the "hitler was good for the economy" bullshit. Even if you'd ignore all the atrocities (which you shouldn't), fact is that the outcome was a country in ruins.

And Hitler's economic plan was always based on stealing resources from other countries through war, because else the country's spending was unsustainable.

sigh

Fine.

Hitler-loving demented rapist fraud.

Trump striving to be like notoriously vicious dictators is part of what makes him so appealing to conservative voters.

If history is our guide, your conservative coworkers, neighbors and family members will politely watch as you are escorted onto a bus headed for re-education camp. They won't be overt or cartoonish in their evil. They will just be themselves.

Not that anyone would expect Trump to know this, but Hitler rebuilding the economy was kind of a fraud. He basically used fake currency (before it was cool), banned unions and made it nearly impossible to quit a job, and stole from a big chunk of Germany's own population and those surrounding it. Ordinary Germans saw a decline in their real wages by 25% from 1933 to 1938, and obviously things only got worse from there.

The right has always loved to say shit like “Mussolini made the trains run on time,” as code for “maybe a little fascism is good.”

I do like how Kim is just "an OK guy"

(This is my Riker's trombone playing a sour note standard reaction)

To be fair, Hitler was a more talented painter than Trump is a businessman. A biiiiiiiig /s.

I, too, have a list of things I love about Adolf Hitler:

1. He's long dead
2. He ruined that stupid mustache for all time

Grow the mustache, you coward.

I could build a good economy too, if I redistributed wealth while saddling an entire ethnic/religious demographic with debt, forcing them in to slavery and excluding them from economic statistics. Oh, and make meth legal for the workforce.

This will not sway republicans from voting for him.

I wonder how they’d react if “Trump” was switched with “Biden”. Or, LOL, “Obama”.

“You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.” - Norm Macdonald

Hey I've got a list of things I like about Hitler too! Lemme read them off to you....

1. Some of his paintings are decent
2. He killed Hitler

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Wait sorry that was the entire list

GOP Voters: "I don't see the problem here."

Kanye is his ghostwriter

My grandmother said similar stuff fifty years ago. She was not a very bright person to start with and in serious mental decline by her early fifties.

Here's mine:

1. He's dead

Y'know on first glance I thought this article was from The Onion but no...