I was born cynical but him making a fuss has other motives but I'm not that clever. Is he trying to become a martyr? He spends thousands per moth, he can afford another set, no? He has hidden money everywhere.
Lemminary
Maybe, although I personally don't get that at all. Then again I'm not exactly a misogynist and do enjoy drag... Maybe I do want to see Elon in legit* drag after all. And I do mean something legit--not the diarrhea of frat bro tropes he'd inevitably lean into.
Can we get a fanfic going about Elon's secret drag performance addiction instead of ketamine? I'd probably read it, but I'd also be glad it exists.
Musty, Felon
Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵
Whoa! Interesting. Thank you for following through with the story. I saw your message below. Totally worth it. The book I'm currently reading mentions the Red Scare quite a bit, so reading this is even more spooky considering today's political climate.
It wouldn't have changed my stance. A follow-up message would've pressured me to let them down easy seeing they were still interested, but their silence felt indifferent.
It's a button to say: "You're wrong, I don't care what you have to say, LA LA LA LA SHUT UP"
Idk, my downvotes mean "ugh".
My cat will knead and then perch herself on my stomach. But don't I dare lay a finger on her or she'll move to the chair. 🤷♂️
All I'm hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y'all. I'll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.
Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.
That cat ain't look right. It's a cain't.