ObviouslyNotBanana

Look at all those chickens

Yes. A lot

Exactly what someone who's just like everyone else would say tbh

Actually, I'm special. The right told me my parents told me so.

That is indeed what I was referring to!

Peenetration

Big Peen doesn't want you to know about it

These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid

Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.

Well, upon researching it I seems to have been half incorrect. It seems most IKEA rugs are named after Danish places. So I was incorrect in saying it's the cheap ones. Looking at the website, however, there are a few without danish place names. But yes, the historical theme is that we are meant to walk on the danish.