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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Found it in "Unsaved Document 4.txt" LOL

MERCER: I have to pee. Bortus, you have the conn.

BORTUS: Aye, sir.

MALLOY: Why not just use the teleporter?

GRAYSON: You pee in the teleporter booth? That's disgusting!

MALLOY: What?! No! Of course not. Watch.

[The bridge crew watch as Mallloy presses buttons on his console to initiate a site-to-site teleport. He then switches the main screen to display a view off the starboard bow where an amber blob of liquid materializes and begins to boil and freeze into an icy nebula]

MALLOY: Ahhhhh.

MERCER: Did you just...? Gordon, you're relieved.

MALLOY: You bet I am!

MERCER: No, I mean get out.

GRAYSON: Wait a minute. I remember right after we got the teleporters installed, we spent two months in orbit around Galavar VI. During that time their moon mysteriously and miraculously developed a ring system. That was you?

LAMARR: Yeah, I, uh, might have helped with that.

ALARA: Me too.

MALLOY: Yeah, and even Issac got in on it.

ISSAC: That is impossible as I am an artificial lifeform and do not produce urine. However, I do require periodic coolant flushes which could be considered crudely analogous.

MALLOY: And do you have any record of coolant flushes during that time?

ISSAC: [BEAT] I do not. To use your parlance: You. Bastard.

BORTUS: Is that why my Ja'loja is late this year? Dr. Finn was unable to determine...[INTERRUPTED BY MERCER]

MERCER: [PICARD FACEPALM] Oh my God. [BEAT] You know what? It's fine. Gordon, you're fine. Return to your station and set a course for Galavar VI. We've got to go tell them their holy miracle ring is just a bunch of piss. It's fine.

GRAYSON: Ed?

MERCER: You know what they say: there's a good story and a bunch of idiots behind every warning label.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 15 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm now considering this both 30 Rock and Star Trek canon: Lower Decks is a prequel to 30 Rock. Who says immortal beings have to obey linear time?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I don't get the reference, but I want to. What movie was that?

The Fly?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Keller Williams style! Love it.

Saw Keller live when I was in college; probably the best show I've ever been to. Also didn't hurt that the crowd was a bunch of hippies, and we collectively hotboxed the Warner Theater. 😆

It probably smelled like the art teacher's office in there for at least a week after.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

ENT did a little bit of body horror with the transporters since they were still new in-universe. One of the away team was beamed up during a storm, and some branches and leaves blew into the beam and became integrated into him when he rematerialized. He got better.

I'm hazy on the specifics, but in DS9, someone sabotaged the transporter and the contact they were supposed to meet burned alive during rematerialization. That was pretty gory for Trek.

Galaxy Quest went all the way and turned the pig-monster inside out lol ... and then it exploded.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
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VOY 4x10 "Random Thoughts"

I've always interpreted this episode as mocking the parents who claim their kids would be angels if not for video games.

The Mari. Mario. Coincidence? lol

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Lol, a few years ago on the alien site, I wrote a scene for The Orville as a "what if The Orville suddenly got transporters" That was basically the premise of it.

If there's interest, and I can find it (I saved it to a text file somewhere before nuking my account), I can post it here.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 22 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I can do all that with my X1 Carbon which isn't much thicker than an M1 Air. It's got the same two USB-C / Thunderbolt ports but also has full-size HDMI, 2xUSB A, and wired headphones.

It seems like Apple's main method of innovation is finding new ways to get people to buy $29.99 dongles over and over again.

They like to make things appear sleek until you actually have to use them. All that sleekness goes out the window as soon as someone hands you flash drive and you have to break out a dock.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 10 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Yep. IMO, Year of Hell is probably the best episode of Voyager and in the top 5 of all Trek, and a Smith was definitely a large part of that.

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VOY 4x08 "Year of Hell"

 

VOY 3x26: Scorpion Part 1

Is there some kind of Starfleet form I can sign to opt out of transporter hacks you "just came up with"?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Am also layman, but my understanding is that "dark matter" is just kind of a placeholder for some unaccounted for mass that's detectable by inference. i.e. we can't see anything that would produce that gravity, but we can detect that something out there has mass.

with black holes still an option for the behaviors we are seeing accounted to 'dark matter' why are we bothering with another, seemingly ephemeral type of 'matter'?

That's actually a theory that's gaining traction again. Primordial black holes left over from the Big Bang are one contender for "dark matter":

https://www.space.com/tiny-black-holes-big-bang-prime-dark-matter-suspects

 

Black hole jets, which spew near-light-speed particle beams, can trigger nearby white dwarf stars to explode by igniting hydrogen layers on their surfaces. "We don't know what's going on, but it's just a very exciting finding," said Alec Lessing, an astrophysicist at Stanford University and lead author of a new study describing the phenomenon, in an ESA release. Gizmodo reports:

In the recent work -- set to publish in The Astrophysical Journal and is currently hosted on the preprint server arXiv -- the team studied 135 novae in the galaxy M87, which hosts a supermassive black hole of the same name at its core. M87 is 6.5 billion times the mass of the Sun and was the first black hole to be directly imaged, in work done in 2019 by the Event Horizon Telescope Collaboration. The team found twice as many novae erupting near M87's 3,000 light-year-long plasma jet than elsewhere in the galaxy. The Hubble Space Telescope also directly imaged M87's jet, which you can see below in luminous blue detail. Though it looks fairly calm in the image, the distance deceives you: this is a long tendril of superheated, near-light speed particles, somehow triggering stars to erupt.

Though previous researchers had suggested there was more activity in the jet's vicinity, new observations with Hubble's wider-view cameras revealed more of the novae brightening -- indicating they were blowing hydrogen up off their surface layers. "There's something that the jet is doing to the star systems that wander into the surrounding neighborhood. Maybe the jet somehow snowplows hydrogen fuel onto the white dwarfs, causing them to erupt more frequently," Lessing said in the release. "But it's not clear that it's a physical pushing. It could be the effect of the pressure of the light emanating from the jet. When you deliver hydrogen faster, you get eruptions faster." The new Hubble images of M87 are also the deepest yet taken, thanks to the newer cameras on Hubble. Though the team wrote in the paper that there's between a 0.1% to 1% chance that their observations can be chalked up to randomness, most signs point to the jet somehow catalyzing the stellar eruptions.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 1 points 1 day ago

I set that up and put in the necessary bypass in Authelia for that route, but it seems to have borked my library in Calibre web and only like 10 of my books show up there now. The library seems fine in calibre desktops though.

Haven't had time to dive in further though. I just used Calibre desktop to sync them over USB for the time being.

 

Francine Smith aka Wendy Schall in VOY 3x22 "Real Life".

 

Silicon Valley has the reputation of being the birthplace of our hyper-connected Internet age, the hub of companies such as Apple, Google and Facebook. However, a pioneering company here in central Ohio is responsible for developing and popularizing many of the technologies we take for granted today.

A listener submitted a question to WOSU’s Curious Cbus series wanting to know more about the legacy of CompuServe and what it meant to go online before the Internet.

That legacy was recently commemorated by the Ohio History Connection when they installed a historical marker in Upper Arlington — near the corner of Arlington Center and Henderson roads — where the company located its computer center and corporate building in 1973.

The plaque explains that CompuServe was "the first major online information service provider," and that its subscribers were among the first to have access to email, online newspapers and magazines and the ability to share and download files.

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(Lwaxana voice) Previously on Star Trek Voyager... And now the continuation....

Captain's Log - Supplemental: We have successfully traversed the wormhole back to where we entered, rescued the prisoner from the surface, and secured the weapon known as the "melt stick". We haven't yet concluded our analysis of its capabilities and mode of operation, but I've asked Seska to join me in cargo bay 2 to confirm several hypotheses.


Note: It's really hard to write Jeff Goldblum dialog with such a small text area. Pretend there are more "um"s and pauses in there.

Edit: I'm thinking about doing a "What if..." series with Voyager and some of the space elements from the MCU. Have a few ideas, but nothing fully fleshed out.

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Mashup / parody of 1x10 "Prime Factors" and MCU's Grandmaster. Inspired by Sikiarians and Sakaaran sounding similar and Gathorel Labin giving off Grandmaster vibes.

 

Top: Lateral vector transporter from the Walker-class USS Shenzhou

Middle: Phase discriminators used to trap the Red Angel in the titular episode

Bottom (left): Exocomp

Bottom (right): Medical device from the Automated Repair Station from Dead Stop

 

3x07: Sacred Ground

Guide: "You really should have picked up on that when I had you finger painting so I could go out back and have a space cigarette".

 
 

3x04: The Swarm

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