classic rock, country, and blues
Metal is for sissies, I guess.
sigh I'll get the socks.
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Or classical. The "rationalist" crowd is in literal shambles rn
THE official MAN CARD 😆
And it's a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
TIL I'm actually manly
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren't alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
So uh... the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table... Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don't own a very fancy coffee table.
Doesn't matter if you're sober, or even a man. It's wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it's more wise to listen them.
Being a man is when you conform your freedom of choice to one of a few acceptable choices.
Expressing yourself, showing who you really, standing up to peer pressure is for pussies, you wouldn't want to risk people accidentally mistaking you with them sexually liberated folks by admitting you like electro-swing over country.
Let’s not forget that they probably don’t listen to much non-commercialized country and when they do the highly left-wing, union supporting, feelings having message probably goes right over their heads. I mean it has to, they’d necessarily throw a fit if they knew what they were listening to.
How do people even find such a shop
They're the type of people who click on Facebook ads
real men don't clean themselves at all so that their musk is always noticed by everyone in the room they're in
Real men are like a bison bull, hairy smelly and they roll around in dirt.
The sad thing is that only bison cows are into that.
Real men use a bidet anyway.
And not because it's objectively better than wipes. ;)
REAL MEN LICK THEY OWN ASS CLEAN
Well, some people say men are basically just dogs and I guess if some of us can lick our own assholes, that's further proof.
I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.
I let it crust over and sand it all off once a month.
These dudes are so uptight about masculinity. They could really use a prostate massage.
So a real man let their choice dominated by another man?
Real men link up to the hive mind.
And Bee a Manliest Manly Man and twerk at your enemy!
Don't give away ideas like that while Neuralink lives
Can’t stand any of these masculinity targeted products. Also don’t flush any product down the toilet other than toilet paper. Those wipes clog sewers.
Real MEN don't touch their buttholes, they use a bidet. Check out now biMAN, equipped with a power hose so no grime gets left behind.
I saw MAN CARD in the thumbnail and legitimately thought it said MAN CHILD and didn’t even question it.
Which would be so much funnier. Wanna fuck with me? A certified MAN CHILD?
Is there anything more manly than washing clothes?
The Bacon Bouquet