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[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So uh... the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table... Am I poor or an alcoholic?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

For starters, you don't own a very fancy coffee table.

[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 1 points 4 minutes ago

Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

Doesn't matter if you're sober, or even a man. It's wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it's more wise to listen them.