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And it's a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
TIL I'm actually manly
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren't alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
So uh... the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table... Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don't own a very fancy coffee table.
Doesn't matter if you're sober, or even a man. It's wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it's more wise to listen them.