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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 88 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 93 points 6 days ago

Biblically accurate transmission

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"How many hydraulic levers you need?"

"All of them"

"How many hydraulic-driven pieces of equipment does your rig have?"

"Mind your own business"

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Manuals are infinitely more fun to drive and I like to manipulate the performance characteristics of the car myself but they're probably going extinct to EV which is fine.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (13 children)

It’s been difficult to find manual transmisssions for a couple of decades here in the US. That ship has sailed.

While most of my life I vowed my kids would learn manual, I gave up on that idea because

  • manual transmission cars are rare and disappearing
  • automatics now are more fuel efficient
  • CVT are reliable and even more efficient
  • EVs don’t shift

My kids started driving in a world of automatics and will soon be in a world with no transmissions

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (8 children)

cvts are reliable

Now THAT'S a statement made by the utterly deranged

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (24 children)

As a classically trained driver I’ve found automatics make people drive worse because they have to think less. And they already barely think.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Manual occupies their phone hand. How is someone supposed to heart content so the algorithm gives them more of it!

Using the PRiNDle opens one up for so many activities.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (5 children)

What the fuck is a "classically trained driver"?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He was taught by the same institute that taught Beethoven to drift.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

Didn't go to one of those lousy postmodern driving schools I think

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I've actually observed the opposite. Automatics leave more brain cells to focus on traffic.

"Self driving" cars on the other hand...

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[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I still hate to this day one of my parents cars. The gear shift is on the side of the radio and the radio controls(what isn’t touch screen) are underneath.

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What the hell is this design.

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Bruh, that's almost worse than Tesla

[–] Polderviking@feddit.nl 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (11 children)

You'll never catch me doing something that can be automated away, this includes shifting gears in a car.

But a car is just a tool to me, like a cordless drill, so i'm sure I don't get it.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As a programmer, I am more than happy automating a task for which I will never recoup my automation time investment.

It’s the principle of the thing.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's not like you can use that time freed by automating gear shifting for something else.

It's a tool, yes, but personally, I like having more control over tools I use. I'd choose a cordless drill that I can set the torque control myself over one that doesn't have that option.

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[–] Mr_Mofu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

• Wanted to Start on a Steep Hill? We had a Tool for that: it was Called "Flooring the Gas while letting go off the Clutch"

IT AIN'T NO GOOD MORNIN' WITHOUT THE SMELL OF NICELY BURNED CLUTCH

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

US: predominantly automatic transmission, low speed limits

Germany: predominantly manual transmission, higher speed limits and no limits on around half of autobahns (motorways)

US road deaths per capita twice of Germany.

Draw your own conclusions.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 28 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Probably more related to the god-awful infrastructure design in the US, like stroads and an unfathomable tendency to use stop signs for a lot of things they are just not fit for, like to replace speed bumps, chicanes, and roundabouts.

Also the better comparable statistic should be deaths per distance traveled in cars.

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[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago

I would, but I ran out of crayons

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[–] Aconite@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Manual is hell for people with back or knee issues.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Person with back and knee issues here: worth it to not have to deal with a slushbox that won't downshift when I need it to. I'll never give up my manual.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Eh, automatic cars will let you go into "manual" mode in which you tell it when to switch the gears. Mildly useful for steep hills to stop it from switching back and forth in some rare scenarios.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Not every automatic has that. Not to mention that there tends to be input lag when you hit the paddle, and there's the fact that they won't hold a gear when you need them to (instead they tend to automatically upshift right before redline). Manual mode is no substitute for a real manual.

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[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 5 days ago (13 children)

Big oil forced that shit onto you instead of going the far superior EV route from the beginning. Now EVs are finally taking over and I'm happy my kids never have to get fuel grease on their hands and suffer those nasty fumes at gas stations. Shifters were needed for an inferior technology to work. I liked it as an experience when I learned to drive. But cars are mostly transport due to failure of better public transport infrastructure. I don't care whether they're fun. I drive for fun on the Xbox or maybe in a GoKart every few years.

Oh that felt good to rant.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

EVs weren’t viable for long distance travel before though. Like batteries didn’t have the energy density they have today. The advancements in battery tech relied heavily on the advancements in computing tech. Like for battery research, manufacturing, battery management. And research in computer technology has never stopped.

Even if they never stopped making electric cars, they would have stayed short distance vehicles for a long time since battery tech didn’t advance fast enough. We might have gotten long distance EVs a decade sooner but definitely not decades. And fast charging is also only possible because of miniaturization of computer chips, nobody would’ve bought an EV that can travel less than 100km and take a full day to charge for their primary mode of transportation .

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Daddy needs his coffee.

Seriously, the automatic is so much better for using a truck as a tool. I still drive a stick right now and I'm lucky I miss rush hour most days because we start and end early, one job site.

I'd never choose a manual for dealing with taking tools and materials around the Metro while the assholes I'm trying to service cut me off in stop and go traffic.

And IMO we need to start racing EVs, leave combustion for the 20th century old timer events

oshit I have been bamboozled by a shitpost

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 30 points 5 days ago

My Volkswagen flashes a message when I put the key in the ignition; "Depress clutch to start"

So I tell it that the majority of Yanks don't know how to use it and it starts every time.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You're like a solid 20 years behind here bud, they don't even offer manual transmissions on high end luxury cars. People don't buy them. I get it, I miss having manual cars, and it's not as hard as people always complained, I could teach a dog to drive manual over the phone, it's really not hard.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That's not true. Honda selled more manual than automatic cars in the past year.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

they don’t even offer manual transmissions on high end luxury cars

Honda

Hmm.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They don't, and that's the way I like 'em!

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Yeah but I love my manual tbh

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh good I got here before the lemmy fuck cars brigade showed up

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

LET'S FUCKING TAKE THE BUS

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hi, !fuckcars mod here. I absolutely love my manual transmissions and unironically fully endorse this meme.

I think you might be surprised at just how much crossover there is between car enthusiasts and people who hate car dependency. Cars ought to be like horses: they should be available for enthusiasts to play with, but it should be wholly unnecessary and considered kinda ridiculous to use them as routine transportation, especially in cities.

Frankly, I would prefer it if all transmissions were manual, as it would help encourage people who see driving as a chore to use other transportation modes instead.

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There must be a trans joke in here somewhere.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The perfect transmission UI was the Teletouch on the Ford Edsel. And if anyone tries to argue I'll say "nuh uh," run away, and cry.

Image alt text: The steering where of a Ford Edsel showing the big chrome Teletouch buttons in the center

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