HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

I can feel the bones in my feet when I look at this picture.

Oh, burn. Guess they'd have to go send something to the printers. What will th Dems think of next.

I'm so glad all I ever did in politics is build some homeless shelters a few decades ago. Shouldn't be enough to get me noticed.

I feel that way about most musicians tho, and I'm a musician. Unless they're one of my favorite bands, I'm not listening to the entire album in one sitting.

Goddammit Sadam

We have a ghost living in our microwave. We've been sitting there, in the middle of a meal, and the damn thing turns itself on. Probably doesn't help that half the town was built on an Indian burial ground.

Yeah, but what quality blood are you getting? Vampires hunt. They select. "hey come lookitthis afore I flush it!" is going to get you some dudes, but they're gonna taste bad.

Extinction is going to take more than fifty years

Your 80 year old dad used DOS. Make your 30yo use it for a year exclusively and he'll be fine

I was today years old when I found out they were different groups

Not every woman is white