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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago

Biblically accurate transmission

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"How many hydraulic levers you need?"

"All of them"

"How many hydraulic-driven pieces of equipment does your rig have?"

"Mind your own business"

you aren't supposed to show people what the control panel to the mcflurry machine looks like

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (18 children)

As a classically trained driver I’ve found automatics make people drive worse because they have to think less. And they already barely think.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Manual occupies their phone hand. How is someone supposed to heart content so the algorithm gives them more of it!

Using the PRiNDle opens one up for so many activities.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

What the fuck is a "classically trained driver"?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He was taught by the same institute that taught Beethoven to drift.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 5 days ago

Grand staff drifting

Beethovens scribbles

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Didn't go to one of those lousy postmodern driving schools I think

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I've actually observed the opposite. Automatics leave more brain cells to focus on traffic.

"Self driving" cars on the other hand...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They use them to focus on their phones, not the road

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

That's just a type of driver though. They come in all transmissions.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do you sing an aria by Mozart or something when you drive? But anyway, in my experience driving manual makes people more distracted because they have to think about gears and the clutch and stuff. Sure, a competent driver will not have any difficulty with that, but there's an awful lot of them out there that don't quite fall into that category.

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

US: predominantly automatic transmission, low speed limits

Germany: predominantly manual transmission, higher speed limits and no limits on around half of autobahns (motorways)

US road deaths per capita twice of Germany.

Draw your own conclusions.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago

I would, but I ran out of crayons

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Probably more related to the god-awful infrastructure design in the US, like stroads and an unfathomable tendency to use stop signs for a lot of things they are just not fit for, like to replace speed bumps, chicanes, and roundabouts.

Also the better comparable statistic should be deaths per distance traveled in cars.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 5 days ago

Not to mention the DUI rates in the US are astronomical. Over 1/3 of motor fatalities are alcohol related in the US.

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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What if we're too American to draw an appropriate conclusion from that?

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

It’s been difficult to find manual transmisssions for a couple of decades here in the US. That ship has sailed.

While most of my life I vowed my kids would learn manual, I gave up on that idea because

  • manual transmission cars are rare and disappearing
  • automatics now are more fuel efficient
  • CVT are reliable and even more efficient
  • EVs don’t shift

My kids started driving in a world of automatics and will soon be in a world with no transmissions

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[–] Mr_Mofu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

• Wanted to Start on a Steep Hill? We had a Tool for that: it was Called "Flooring the Gas while letting go off the Clutch"

IT AIN'T NO GOOD MORNIN' WITHOUT THE SMELL OF NICELY BURNED CLUTCH

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They don't, and that's the way I like 'em!

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Yeah but I love my manual tbh

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh good I got here before the lemmy fuck cars brigade showed up

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

LET'S FUCKING TAKE THE BUS

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Seriously the funniest thing talking to immigrants in the US is them reminiscing about being able to buy high quality produce, food, tools, clothing, gifts, books, etc by walking down the street or taking a bike a few blocks away. Also people daily taking vans, busses, and trains to get to work or school.

Meanwhile our transport setup is so bad, people have successfully marketed ship to your house meal prep boxes which is actually such an insane first world problem when you think about it.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hi, !fuckcars mod here. I absolutely love my manual transmissions and unironically fully endorse this meme.

I think you might be surprised at just how much crossover there is between car enthusiasts and people who hate car dependency. Cars ought to be like horses: they should be available for enthusiasts to play with, but it should be wholly unnecessary and considered kinda ridiculous to use them as routine transportation, especially in cities.

Frankly, I would prefer it if all transmissions were manual, as it would help encourage people who see driving as a chore to use other transportation modes instead.

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 19 points 5 days ago

My Volkswagen flashes a message when I put the key in the ignition; "Depress clutch to start"

So I tell it that the majority of Yanks don't know how to use it and it starts every time.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The perfect transmission UI was the Teletouch on the Ford Edsel. And if anyone tries to argue I'll say "nuh uh," run away, and cry.

Image alt text: The steering where of a Ford Edsel showing the big chrome Teletouch buttons in the center

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There must be a trans joke in here somewhere.

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Happens at higher age

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Lol that handbrake start is utterly useless if you live anywhere that's actually hilly all over.

You've got to learn the proper clutchwork from the very start or you'll be taking years on every hill.

Unless you're starting from a cold start on a hill without ABS, I guess it could a safety precaution.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I live in the Sierra Nevada Mountains and regularly drove my standard transmission in San Francisco (one of the hilliest cities in North America), and used my hand brake all the time to maintain my position while I engaged the transmission. I'm not really sure what you're on about...

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[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I still hate to this day one of my parents cars. The gear shift is on the side of the radio and the radio controls(what isn’t touch screen) are underneath.

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[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've always had a manual car. I love them. That is until I ended up dating a younger woman and we moved in together. Several years later the manual turned into the second car only I drove. That got sold and we now have two cars she can drive.

One day I might teach her how to drive manual. We live in a really flat area with no major hills, so it shouldn't be a problem. One day maybe,

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I always drive manual but my husband likes automatic. My kids learned on his car but my penultimate daughter drives mine to school now. I dunno, shifting seems easy to learn once you know how to drive in general - I learned it because everyone else was drunk one night so I had to drive home, when I was a teenager, and the drunk kid's car was manual.

ETA: I let the school kids use the car and got myself an e-bike because their commute loop is much longer than mine. I have an enjoyable ride in to work. But tell them to baby the car because it may be my last gas-powered car and I will miss the stick shift. Have not had an automatic transmission car for 30 years now.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Daddy needs his coffee.

Seriously, the automatic is so much better for using a truck as a tool. I still drive a stick right now and I'm lucky I miss rush hour most days because we start and end early, one job site.

I'd never choose a manual for dealing with taking tools and materials around the Metro while the assholes I'm trying to service cut me off in stop and go traffic.

And IMO we need to start racing EVs, leave combustion for the 20th century old timer events

oshit I have been bamboozled by a shitpost

[–] searchingforporpoise@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bought a new car last fall and looked everywhere for a manual, they are indeed getting rare in the US. Ended up with a Jeep Gladiator sport because it's a convertible 4x4 with a stick shift and so far the driving experience has been nice. You can tell Stellantis cheaps out on some of the plastic trim stuff and we'll see just how reliable it is after a few years. Would be sweet if Toyota would make a convertible or T-top 4runner with a stick shift in the US.

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