hOrni

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Good point. Out of many things to blame for this, I didn't think about him losing 2020. Who would have thought back then, that him winning would be better in the long run. He would be finished and disgraced by now. We truly are living in the worst timeline.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 44 points 8 hours ago (23 children)

Prepare a last minute assassination plan on Putin. Who else can do it if not the self described "greatest nation in the world".

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Just wait for another pandemic.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 75 points 15 hours ago (15 children)

Diabetes, please do your job.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He will have the biggest ego in the history of the world.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women's orgasm is a myth.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (10 children)

If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

"in" your sofa.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Ali Spagnola się that to a whole room and herself. And it wasn't Halloween.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Maybe I missed something, but how can it be 85 years apart since Scotty was on TNG.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

How bout if the owner of the mountain throws him a pizza party once a couple of months.

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