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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 5 days ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (10 children)

If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 45 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Neck seems optimistic

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Bold of you to think trump would go down on anyone.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women's orgasm is a myth.

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 6 points 5 days ago

I mean, I can understand why he'd think that, given that he's certainly never caused one.

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