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North Carolina gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson treated for second-degree burns
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Project 2025 mastermind allegedly told colleagues he killed a dog with a shovel
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Zoo admits that their pandas are ‘painted dogs’ after backlash from visitors
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Cards Against Humanity sues SpaceX, alleges “invasion” of land on US/Mexico border
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Bystanders, cop shot as NYPD opens fire on alleged fare-beater in Brooklyn subway
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Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior'
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Hot queen conch seeks cool mates: Florida’s new ‘speed dating’ service to save endangered shellfish
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Pro-Palestine protester stands trial for racial offence over ‘coconut’ placard
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