Wow. This is historic. I bet he's got hot blood moving through him fast.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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Wrong sub, this article is about The Onion
“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”
From the CNN.com article.
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
This is perhaps too onion-y, but somebody has to drop it in the thread:
The Onion's statement on the purchase
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It's funny how today is one of the few days where posting that would be not the onion
Nah if you read it it's definitely still the onion
The overton window has moved
*onion window
What an amazing read. Thanks for sharing!
would like to see what Cards Against Humanity could do with the supplement business …
I have an odd urge to subscribe to their printed syndication
I did as soon as it was announced! I get one once a month, it’s awesome
Do you have a pic of this badboy haha?
OMG this is a thing! Seriously evaluating my need for 9 bucks every month!
$60 for a year, or $5 a month I believe
Maybe different pricing? Loading https://membership.theonion.com/ from across the pond shows 99 annual or 9/month
Dang, you’re right! I must have gotten a limited time offer that I didn’t realize
The first Artikel better be about gay frogs, or I'm gonna be pissed!
*golf clap*
I hope JorDan from knowledge fight get a chance to work with the onion, no one knows alex's brain better than Dan and could write a perfect spoof version
Omfg I didn't even think about that possibility, that would be perfect, if Dan really gets Alex's desk I am gonna explode with laughter.
Oh what if the onion guys handle turning new episodes into videos
Community name does not check out /s
It just lined up perfectly for me...
Finally some good news
Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire
let's fucking go!