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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 39 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Phobias suck so much ass. I don't think those poking fun understand how embarrassing and frustrating it is to have a sudden panic attack over something you have no control over.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

True, but I'm curious how someone gained a banana phobia. Was it a Little Albert situation and they terrified her as a baby every time they showed her a banana or something?

Edit: she isn't the only Swedish politician with a banana phobia. The hell is going on with Swedish bananas?

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I can imagine a Doctor Who episode that starts with banana phobia, and later the Doctor discovers there are aliens posing as bananas in Sweden. Some young children can see through their disguise. And that’s why the minister has had a phobia since childhood.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds a bit like Swedish Resident Alien (if you add the Sweden back in)

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 minutes ago (1 children)

Swedish Resident Banana Alien. Why not just go all the way?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Now that's just silly!

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Banana phobia starts with the Doctor replacing your squareness gun with one

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 4 points 11 hours ago

Now I want the episode of the 'invasion of the banana'

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Our prime minister is very upset by the fact that the media is even talking about it.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Username checks out so hard

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Just don't show me to Paulina Brandberg

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, does that mean I should show a banana? Cause you are no banana.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 29 minutes ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

I think you're safe, you're obviously not a banana.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago

Come minister Paulina, tally me banana. Banana come, and me run away.

[–] Wade@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Is she a cat or something? I've never heard of anyone being afraid of a food item they aren't allergic to

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

I can tell you haven't watched enough trash TV.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago

I wonder how many minion memes have been created as a result of this?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

That's bananas!

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 14 hours ago

Are they a cat? Maybe someone should tell them that it's not a snake.