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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 105 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one's ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I never thought about that. Those fucking catfish are just hunting without a permit.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Robbed ?

What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov=sfla1

Sorry this is a very grim case but it's very famous in France.

Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Fuck all of those people. And only the "mastermind" behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole

Edit: then the warden of the prison the "cute girl" was staying in ended up fucking her for preferential treatment

https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20120216-french-prison-governor-jailed-affair-femme-fatale-inmate

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

A total of 27 people were accused of involvement in the crime and were tried for kidnapping and murder in 2009. One person was acquitted and the rest were convicted. Gang leader Youssouf Fofana was sentenced to life imprisonment with a minimum of 22 years before the possibility of parole. The woman who had lured Halimi to his abduction was sentenced to nine years imprisonment. Two of his close associates, Jean-Christophe Soumbou and Samir Ait Abdel Malek, received 18 and 15-year prison terms respectively, and Malek's prison term was later increased to 18 years upon appeal. Six others convicted over their involvement received sentences ranging from 12 to 15 years imprisonment, and seven others received sentences ranging from 8 months to 11 years imprisonment.[17] While Fofana chose not to appeal his sentence, 14 of the 27 verdicts were appealed by the prosecution.[18] The convictions were upheld on appeal in December 2010.[19] In 2017, a Paris court sentenced Fofana to an additional 10 years imprisonment for other extortions he had committed.[20]

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago (2 children)

a white twenty year old typed this

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Pretty much the ideal victim

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Wish they hadn’t

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You should talk to a doctor

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Who do you think I've been having all that painful sex with?

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago
[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it's more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe they're looking for that moose-bussy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

That honey mussy.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

so it's male meese repeatedly saying "what's up?" in increasingly menacing tones

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

In the woods with the woodsen?

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

"AYO WHO'S LOOKIN' FOR THESE HOOVES OUT HERE‽"

"Me." BAM

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

And you don't even report it, because it's super fucking emabarassing.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So... We're the siren song.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Ah so that's what zim meant when he said "I'll leave you to your moosey fate"

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 4 months ago

I love these wild takes of the Internet that... Like yeah. Totally nailed it.

It's fucking insane but, doesn't make it less accurate.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

These are certainly quite some words.

[–] Moose@moose.best 6 points 4 months ago

shiiiiid, i guess thats me

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 4 months ago

As a queer person, this is a very real danger when trolling for dick on Grindr. It could turn out to be a homophobe looking to kill a gay person.

[–] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.