tourist
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doing a handstand
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being good enough at archery to draw a crowd
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performing archery with feet
Like, I'll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.
This doesn't look AI generated.
I'm in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.
Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag π°π¬
During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.
We all already knew it's bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I'm not gonna fucking do that.
Anyways, someone sent the answer, "Led Zeppelin", 1ms before me.
I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.
edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn't matter if you don't think about it too much
I'd rather not ask
get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging "your ex" (you) to take you back
Yep. They've been around for years.
Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don't know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy
I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it's legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for "drug possession" i.e. didn't pay a bribe)
Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that's gonna expire in a few hours anyway
I'm not scared of nuclear power
but hearing it in the same sentence as 'Microsoft AI' sent a shiver down my spine
pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
Same
Ok Mr Task Manager
- hit VSCode with a fucking hammer
- break Edge's fucking shins
- fucking drop a nuke on Teams like you never signed the Geneva convention
- murder the useless node server on port 5001 that your coworker insists needs to be running while developing the current project
- tuck the mouse jiggle script into bed, lil guy had a long day :3
Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye
but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque π₯Ί
They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven't seen many video ads in a very long time.
They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.
And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts
I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it's OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.
Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.
Example here:
clicks. co. za/brands/benylin β
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Benylin for babies and losers
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Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers
β (Sorry about the spaces, I don't want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum's bathtub)