Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.

Amateurs. Never put a date on your rapture predictions. Just say it is happening soon.

Shit, I missed it.

I think the rapture happened a decade ago and this is hell

I would get letters from my grandma - long, winding beseeching me to come to the Lord or whatever, with often a specific date predicted in the near future of the end times. I never kept them because I was embarrassed. She was lonely and mentally ill, and probably trying to manipulate people into visiting her, but she also believed the shit she was saying, even though it kept changing, IMO.

I think that's a little bit of what is going on with these signs

Not again

What mental gymnastics do you think the sign maker will have to perform, when nothing happens today?

Post-Rapture looting anyone?

Oh please yes!

Jesus is having sex today.

"WILL HAPP~EN~"

Seems like the planning for this was the same planning they put into making the words fit on the sign.

Oh man I'm here just waiting to look at jesus and say "Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!"

c/agedlikemilk

POV: It didn't happen

Is that why there's an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

It's almost 9pm where I am and there's no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Matthew 24:36.

RTFM, noob.

Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.

Jesus better fucking come I've been jerking him off for like 20 minutes

It's true. I'm getting raptured right n