Moose

My AOL email. I didn't actually make it, my Dad did and I was so young I literally don't remember a time without it. I still check it despite migrating most of my accounts away.

All good, I only saw it today too. What a headline though.

The one in Conception Bay? That was from 2023 otherwise it'd win.

What? Where does it say at all in the article that these woman were racist to the guys before being attacked?

A majestic flock of meese sounds better that just moose. How many moose? 1, 5, 20? You just don't know. I'm currently in contact with my MP to resolve this issue, this is very important to me.

Word of warning, DO NOT use regular Nair down there unless you are fine with potential chemical burns on your nuts for a week. It's not fun, really really not fun. I'm not even sure I would use sensitive area Nair anymore, it just doesn't seem designed for coarse pubic hair. I use a Philips Oneblade now with the body groom attachment, I've caught the skin once or twice but I've found it's way better than any other electric razor I've tried in the past and does a good job. The gap inbetween the blade and stationary bit of the razor is smaller and harder to pinch your skin in.

What you can't see in this is the guy from the Men in Black with a leaf blower.

We had to tighten up security after the great maple syrup heist.

It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it's speed ~~chess~~ sex, so a much more realistic standard.

Poor lil dude looks petrified 🥺 Glad they were able to catch and rescue it.

shiiiiid, i guess thats me

The fact that the hair looks almost identical to a girl I dated in High School who shaved her eyebrows at one point is just too perfect.