no nagging for a week

Wow, there’s just so much to unpack from just that sentence, let alone the chart.

“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.

Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.

It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!

Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.

If my girl whips out a chart like this, I don't care if we're 20 years together and married, your boy is gonna go get milk.

Speak to your partner adult to adult? Nahh, I’ll just treat my husband like another child!

I know it’s rage bait but this shit does happen and it’s cringe as hell

I'm glad everyone finds it weird and gross, but I'm also amused at how many people don't know this is a five year old joke from a mommy blogger at this point.

Never actually real, just meant to make people who were currently dealing with sticker boards and feeling weird about it chuckle.

Transactional.

Keeping score isn't love.

Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.

I'd love to see him retaliate with a chart for her

[x] Stop being a cunt -> Stay Married

Love and affection are commodities to be turned into a transaction.

No nagging for a week

This woman must be horribly annoying

It's fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?

I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.

He realized after putting the seat down three times the nagging wasn't going to stop anyway.

Why you all kink shaming? Dudes a sub if I've ever seen one.

Step 1: drink water

Step 2: piss

Step 3: put seat down

Step 4: repeat 5 more times

Step 5: wait till I'm nagged

Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat

Step 7: continue ignoring child's needs

Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is

Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.

Holy fucking shit his face...

This woman is the epitome of the scorecard partner.

This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up

are the straights ok?

The creepiest thing about that is how she wants her husband to be her child and still put his penis in her mouth. Fucked. Up.

She's gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He's just gonna point to the chart. Doesn't say who from?

Yeah this looks like a horrible couple photo about 3 months before the inevitable divorce.

He's gonna give her the blow job

Wait, his kids made this?

Look it's the only row with full stickers. He was probably forcing their kid to throw up just so that he can clean it. This's grim as shit