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Right-wingers have convinced themselves that planes are unsafe because of diversity initiatives — and some have sworn off flying altogether

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[–] frefi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Cool, I hope they all do this

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[–] manucode@feddit.de 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

and some have sworn off flying altogether

I gonna take this as a win for the environment

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now we just need to convince them that cars are unsafe due to wokeness.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Look at all these airbags and seatbelts they put in, they're clearly infected by the woke mind virus. And the parking camera is sending your information straight to China. And don't get me started on the gasoline that's just an excuse to give our hard earned money to the arab-communist-anti-christmas consortium

Get around like a REAL american by getting a bicycle, propulsioned by your own legs, like god and the founding fathers intended

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No, no. You're giving them too much credit. All it took for the likes of Tim Pool to decry DEI is that the pilot at the time of incident with the door plug was a woman. He wondered aloud if she "pressed the wrong button" and the airline "deleted the flight recordings to cover it up" as if theres some door ejector button on board and as if both boeing and the airline wouldn't be tripping over themselves to pass the blame off on an incompetent pilot if given even a sliver of an opportunity to do so.

All Chick-fil-A had to do was hire a VP with DEI in their title. Bud light simply gifted a can to a trans person with their picture on it. Target just sold a modest bathing suit for adults just with a wider gusset and mild binding effect as an ideal option for trans wearers.

No, all you would need is something like this:

Just THINK about how many diversity licenses they're handing out these days!! How many hoodlum thugs and women with no business driving are out there sharing the road with you, just waiting to kill you in an accident? We all know they can't drive! How many of them got the chance to screw up at the factory where they BUILT your CAR??? Or "fixing" the roads! Everyone knows they don't build em like they used to and that the roads are crap... and it's all because of the wokes and their silly DEI!!

No actual logic or policy required. Bald-faced fear mongering is plenty enough to rile them up. Anything to redirect the blame for societal enshittification to identity politics instead of the obvious conclusions of capitalism falling into an unmitigated death spiral.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

They’re probably taking the car, which is way worse

[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

After years of research, I have come up with a complete list of every conceivable action a company can take that leads a to a conservative boycott:

  1. Don't be a bigot
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

This just in, that's actually been downgraded to:

Treat people with the absolute bare minimum of decency, or appearance of decency.

[–] orbital@infosec.pub 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

[S]ince ill-conceived right-wing boycotts rarely tend to hurt the businesses they target in the long term, it’s entirely plausible that the true outcome of this backlash is fewer passengers spewing toxic politics to their seatmates. Friendly skies, indeed.

Well played, Rolling Stone.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago

I wish they’d just avoid planes with left wings altogether.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and some have sworn off flying altogether

Maybe they can be convinced to support upgrading rail to be a more viable competitor to flying, then? 🥺

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

But they won't want to build the infrastructure! And if they force black people and Mexicans to build it they'll simultaneously scream "woke agenda taking our jobs" and "look, look how nice we are allowing these underprivileged people work grueling hours for next to no pay!"

And besides, it's not up to us to fund the upgrading! You do it!

[–] Sagifurius@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Man you nailed every possible Schrodinger's scapegoat there.

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wait, so if I book on a "woke" airline I'll be less likely to sit beside asshole racist idiots? This just keeps getting better!

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

And hopefully the non-woke airlines are still flying their MAX 9s...

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I welcome conservatives taking fewer flights. If anything that will mean less demand for plane tickets and theoretically cheaper fares over time.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh no! Then who will tell me that I should "go back to where I came from " and then make fun of my mixed kids?

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The best answer to that question is, "Wait, you mean Kansas City?"

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I welcome anything that lowers fossil fuel use.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Plus more people masked up on board.

[–] Sagifurius@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Air travel is one of those weird industries where less demand equals higher prices.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 28 points 10 months ago

Noticed when it's right-wingers doing it in real life it's a "boycott" but when it happens in their collective imaginations it's "cancel culture"?

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

As a normal person I fully support "conservatives" staying away from the resources I use.

Btw elections are inclusive and therefore woke.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I wish they'd hurry up and become a death cult

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just need to convince them that life is woke!

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Being awake is woke by definition

[–] flipht@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They already are. They worship the death of their God, ignoring all the stuff he said to do while he was alive. They won't engage in any common sense gun control. They worship the military while they're engaged in killing people, and then they demand those people continue to sacrifice their lives by underfunding and cutting benefits at the VA. They force births, but only to feed the machine with those bodies - once the kids are born, they try to stop them from receiving any benefits like food, medicine, or education - in large part to force them into the military or prisons where they can be controlled and used up.

[–] Clasm@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's worse because they are a suicidal death cult.

They wish to bring about their version of the end of the world and are doing everything they can to make it happen. All the while, they are dragging the rest of the world down with them.

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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 17 points 10 months ago

It’s not “scared of diversity”; diversity is just the dog-whistle. Their ideology demands unconditional support for people who are “on their team” and punishment (economic and otherwise) for people who aren’t. Airlines aren’t willing to cooperate with performative anti-leftism, so they’re the enemy now. Same with Truth Social being the only acceptable social media, or Alex Jones Brand Patriot Coffee / Beer / Whatever. The true believers are tribing themselves up.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

We need to bring back TWA. A whole airline just to give them nightmares.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA

[–] GilgameshCatBeard@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

Wake me when they start boycotting air.

[–] mirage@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Can conservatives start to boycott breathing oxygen? Rumor has it the O2 might be woke...

[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

It's only a matter of time until Fox News and some fringe YouTubers start pushing Patriot Air ™

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

First, it was 'cultural Marxism' then 'SJWs' and now 'woke.' Could they get any more fucking lame with their dog whistles?

[–] trevor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

There's a better word to describe people that are "scared of diversity": racist. Or "bigoted", in a broader sense.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The airlines should offer a compromise, like putting all minorities at the back of the plane. /s

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

The minority being the conservatives, of course. The "silent majority" turned out to be a screaming minority

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Yesterday I opened a box of fruit loops. I found myself wondering when conservatives would say they were too woke because of the rainbow colors.

[–] SteelCorrelation@lemmy.one 9 points 10 months ago

Sweet, more power to them. Fuck off, conservatives.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Wait until they hear about how diverse our highways are.

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They really love cancel culture. Ya know, what they claim to hate. Throw their stupid buzzwords back right into their face.

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[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've seen this on Facebook. Now and then Facebook will show me a page that follows the investigations into these issues, and if I scroll through the comments, I'll often see, "This is because of DEI!"

On a related note, I'm always amused that people are extremely personally invested in either Boeing or Airbus, as though their next personal jet airliner would never be of the other brand. Kind of like how some people are very loyal to their brand of car and fanboy the hell out of that brand. It just feels like more tribalism to me.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago

It'll be awesome when they have to drive everywhere and stick mostly to their own states.

[–] ninjabear@lemmy.l0l.city 6 points 10 months ago

Airlines aren't woke, they're too greedy. You can't be woke if you're a union buster

[–] Jardthebard@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm an airline pilot and it's funny how many people I work with that tell me they don't want to move on to work with United and Delta because they have gone "woke". United and Delta have always had the best pay and benefits and I've been shocked to see how many people put their own bigotry and racism before working for a company that will give you the best quality of life and pay.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I’ve been shocked to see how many people put their own bigotry and racism before working for a company that will give you the best quality of life and pay.

These are the people who have made it their political identity to vote against their own interests, so it shouldn't be surprising.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

That’s great news!

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