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It means Rick Deckard won't be coming for you any time soon.

30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it's getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.

There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

You'll be given cushy jobs!

It glides as softly as a cloud.

Media playback has been just fine for me, both browser streaming and local files via VLC. Battery is a little harder for me to say because my battery, according to ChromeOS, was at 85% health, but I've watched 4-5 hours of YouTube straight one day when I was sick, and I think it was around 20% when I woke up and plugged in from 100%.

I am. My Asus Chromebook aged out of support, so I put PopOS on it using this guide. Luckily, I had a compatible board, so I didn't have to physically alter anything:

https://docs.mrchromebox.tech/docs/supported-devices.html

Runs pretty decently, although boot up is rather slow.

It's more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.

The doctor was a woman.

I'd love to see Franken back on SNL, but then conservatives would likely spin it to link Al's resignation and "controversy" with Walz. Probably not worth it

I used to like Steven Wright.

I still do, but I used to, too.