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[–] barttier@feddit.de 80 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hell, yeah! Sign me in.

Sidenote: Install bidet.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But bidet is in white house

[–] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well then put it in black house, easy fix. (Color not race)

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Bout to take him to browntown.

[–] EatBorekYouWreck@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?

[–] kwking13@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

That and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there's nothing in there

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?

I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge

[–] Unseeliefae@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 6 points 1 year ago

I was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms

[–] animelivesmatter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's time for your 4pm communal pissing

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

The lounge should be next to the patio ngl

[–] SpunkyBarnes@geddit.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.

[–] donuts@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

If you think you're gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you've got another thing coming.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

As always, threatening me with a good time.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

As a mad scientist I'm just thrilled this has a full on laboratory, rather than a workbench confined to the garage.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Having an abortion room is fucking metal.

[–] BlovedMadman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Shit joke removed as unsure of the political inclination of the comenters and I CBA with interaction with a righty whitey.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I used to play an obscene amount of The Binding of Isaac; I'm very familiar with the different methods of abortion lol. In hindsight I wish I'd refered to it as an "abortion closet".

[–] diannetea@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

I am a big fan of Babymetal

[–] Bumblefumble@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A house? With a weed smoking patio? I'll take it if no one else wants it.

[–] HooPhuckenKarez@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

My patio smokes more of my weed than I do. Come and get it.

[–] loz@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Weed smoking" before each of the others.

Weed smoking gay room etc etc

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried estrogen labs ... On weed dude?

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mmmmhhhh Estrogen dabs

[–] artisanrox@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kinda bummed there's no asexual refrigerator or aromantic pergola

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An asexual refrigerator would be stacked with cake and nothing else. Do not trust asexuals round your kitchen. They only got one thing on the mind!

[–] Phoebe@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is true!🤤

Can't deside between cake and garlic bread

[–] faceless@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What even goes on in the Gay Room? Like, you can have all the gay sex you want already in the Sex before Marriage Lounge, and anything else can be done as gay as one wants to any other room 🤔

[–] AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the room is gay, not necessarily the people inside of it.

Good for it, I'm glad it felt it could come out

[–] Megajim@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah man it’s gay like “lighthearted and carefree,” You go in there if you need a calm moment away from the party. It’s like a mediation room.

That makes sense. Could I do it in a gay way though?

[–] akulium@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Before marriage, during marriage, after marriage

gay room aka my bedroom

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 8 points 1 year ago

There needs to be a no-fault divorce hall between kitchen and lounge

[–] ndsvw@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

The amount of weed the image creator must have consumed to come up with this....

[–] waterbogan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We're doing a major house renovation at the moment, wonder if I can get a boy/wife kitchen snuck into the building contract for shits and giggles

[–] MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Where's the shooting gallery?

[–] kurodriel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ngl kinda like the idea just because of the size. Although I might reform the lab to grow mushrooms

[–] SpunkyBarnes@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago

Open it up to General Chemistry, more flexible and kinda future proof that way.

[–] Gunrigger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's not even labelled as a closet, it's just a space that is the concept of abortion. How horrifying.

[–] CodyCraftTwelve@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I want this house, not because I'm libertarian, but for the estrogen lab.