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Marjorie Taylor Greene, a prominent Republican congresswoman and a staunch ally of Trump, suggested a return to "measles parties" for children. She criticized contemporary attitudes towards vaccination, stating, "Now, they demonize parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids."

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 127 points 4 days ago

“Now, they demonize parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids.”

It's pretty normal to demonize parents who abuse children.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 144 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"I didn't vaccinate my kids and the one that lived turned out fine!"

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

"The Shotgun Philosophy of Life"

[–] hohoho@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Survivorship bias at its finest

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

......is that an actual quote from her? The world is getting so stupid that I genuinely could see this being legit from her.

I could also see it being a line on the simpsons, if the simpsons still had good writters.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 88 points 4 days ago (5 children)

She thinks the measles are like chicken pox, pretty much harmless to young ones. My parents tried to get me sick in the 70s, that's just how it was done before we had a chicken pox vaccine. Finally got it at 16, still have the scars nearly 40-years later. But I got my shingles vax!

She's literally this stupid. Some things we see these nuts try to pull off make sense, from an evil point of view. This move is plain stupid, and because we've forgotten what measles are people will listen.

BTW, I'm 54 and just now learning what measles are and how bad it can be. I had no clue, because I've never met anyone that had it.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

i had chickenpox as a kid, i remember the aveeno baths for it, we were set in the same room to "inonculate" the rest of the siblings. as there was no vaccine at the time. Chickenpox is quite severe for adults though. i did get shingles around 20yo though. theres is shingles to potentially turn severe, but its rare. shingles can cause meningitis, and encephalitis, as well as spinal cord damage.

people who arnt sure about thier chickenpox immunity can ask thier doctors to do antibody titers(it doesnt detect dormant chickenpox in your ganglia though because theres no way to detect it outside of autopsy), your doctor maybe reluctant to administer the test though.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When my husband moved to Germany from Russia, he had no idea whether he was vaccinated as a child or not (he very likely was, but there weren't records he was aware of and his mom died early). So he went to the doctor's to ask for titers. They said they could test that but he would have to pay out of pocket, and offered to just vaccinate him again for free. He went through all the children's vaccines - including chicken pox, which wasn't around when we were kids (90s). It is the simpler, more accessible, and cheaper alternative to titers.

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 21 points 4 days ago

Chuckles I'm in danger!

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 51 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Now, they demonize parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids

They should have their skulls kicked in before even thinking of having children

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lack of sex ed and no access to family planning services creates a whole bunch of idiots breeding more idiots

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

i had no sympathy for anti-vax adults during covid, their choice to risk their lives. But children with basic vaccinations? their parents are taking the risk and the ones that didn't choose are getting the consequences

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

One side takes the risk, the other side faces the consequences.

Are we still talking about parents/children? Because that also applies to republican politicians/everybody else

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 42 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Why are people debating measles vaccines again? The covid vaccine debate was stupid but I could kinda understand the concern there in comparison to this

[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The MMR (measels, mumps, rubella) vaccine is the one Wakefield was against. The OG of the vaccines cause autism movement.

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[–] nantsuu@fedia.io 15 points 4 days ago

It all goes back to the BS "vaccines cause autism" thing.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

RFK JR has OF COURse saying it isnt neccesary to vax against measles, he did only partially backtrack that by only adminstering 2000doses lol. remember RFK JR is the one that resulted in 86 children deaths in samoa.

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Listen, a playboy bunny listened to her mommy instincts and came to the conclusion that vaccines caused autism.

If that's not proof enough that vaccines are bad then I don't know what is.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That moron again? Someone fire her please!

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Out of a cannon? Into the sun?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 23 points 4 days ago

I am thankful that I can upvote your comment without fear of loss of access to information.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Out of a trebuchet pointed at a wall.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

She's a House Representative. As long as the public in her district in, I believe, Georgia, keeps wanting her to be the one to speak for them, she's gonna stay.

checks

Georgia's 14th district.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia%27s_14th_congressional_district

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Out of a canon.

Into the sun.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

Stupid bitch.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's so weird that they don't want abortions to be legal but they basically want spontaneous death to happen after birth.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 days ago

Yay, baby gambling!

But on the serious note, they want poor to be confused, miserable and desperate. They themselves take all the best healthcare, all shots and boosters, but they want for pandemic to happen because it would occupy ordinary people's minds and also give the government additional abilities to control everyone, while the collapsing market would once again benefit the rich and make poor even poorer. There's no downside for the likes of MTG, Trump and RFK as long as they are in power.

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Just had a thought. What if we took a insignificant amount of the virus and injected it into people. This would allow them to develop antibodies so that if they do become exposed they are ready to fight it.

Probably safer then just exposing people to the virus. Could also do it to enough people that it virtually eradicates the virus.

Just an idea. We would also have to do a bunch of testing and have a bunch of regulations around it. Just to prove there isn't any unwarranted side effects.

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[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

She needs to be censored and imprisoned.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Measles isn't fucking chicken pox…

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 15 points 4 days ago

Nurgle cultist. May measles spread and give new life from the dead and rotten.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Margerine Taylor Greene can go fuck herself!

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago

Excuse me, you misspelled Margarine Trailer Queen.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Well maybe their dumbasses will learn something about how stupid she is

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 41 points 5 days ago (5 children)
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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago

Herman Cain has not yet entered the chat...

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

are these politicians trying to kill/alienate their own bases?

a new name for me filters btw.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Stupid bitch would be advocating for ebola parties if there was a vaccine for it.

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[–] WatDabney@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

When did we start rewarding politicians for being angry and stupid?

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Since 1994. When Newt Gingrich first slithered onto the scene to start spreading lies and dumb bullshit. Prior to that it was just lies.

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I propose a herpes and SARS party for her.

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[–] IronJess@lemmy.today 11 points 4 days ago (5 children)

This is why Republicans are stupid, a vaccine is a controlled and safe measles exposure with some risk that is 1 in a 100. You are doing the same thing with measles parties but more reckless dangerous levels of infection and putting your kid at risk of death like 1/15 if you send them to the measles parties.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

1 in 100 is ridiculously overstating the serious risks, borderlining on misinformation. You are not doing the same thing with measles parties at all

Here are the risks of the mmr vaccine

Death: literally 1 in a million. These are typically due to anaphylaxis. In much rarer cases underlying immune disorders are triggered, underlying neurological conditions such as encephalitis are triggered, or very severe thrombocytopenia occurs. The majority of cases of thrombocytopenia induced by the vaccine (which is still astoundingly rare) are not nearly this severe and are correctable

Anaphylaxis: literally 1 in a million

Febrile seizures: between 1 in 3000 and 1 in 4000

Thrombocytopenia, a low platelet count: 1 in 40,000. Again, most cases are not fatal

Mild swelling of the glands similar to mumps: 1 in 1000

Mild side effects like rash or fever though? About 5%

Now to contrast:

If you catch measles you have about a 1 in 1000 chance of dying. This is in America, the risk is higher in less developed countries and countries where vaccinations rates are lower (and thus pockets of America where vaccination rates are low may see higher death rates). This is because of the potential risk of developing pneumonia and encephalitis

People who are anti vaccination do not understand medicine at all and do understand the most basic statistics. The fact of the matter is vaccines can and do cause harm. There is no getting around that fact. But the chance of you encountering the harm from vaccines is astronomically lower than the risk of of encountering harm from the diseases they are protecting you from.

To put it quite simply: if you vaccinate your child with the mmr vaccine they have a 1 in a million chance of dying. If you do not and they catch measles they have a 1 in a thousand chance of dying. If you purposely infect them with measles you should be charged with child abuse.

[–] DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

One other devastating reason to vaccinate, particularly against measles: measles can give your immune system amnesia. All that precious “natural immunity” that these ghouls profess? You can just fucking LOSE it and have to relearn how to fight off previous infections. It’s a goddamned factory reset to day one, but without mommy’s antibodies you got in utero, nor from breast milk. Unless you’re Robin Arryn of the Vale from Game of Thrones.

[–] DrunkEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

1 in 1000 given a working hospital system. Without the vaccine, hospitals would be completely inundated with patients.

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