riskable

There's no chain link fence in the area and for good reason! Some antedeluvian buggers end up moving in and using them as traps like a spider's web. Then you end up with a huge mess of "leftovers" to clean up every time there's a new moon. And if you get lazy and don't clean it up you get all kinds of fustelarian loiter-sacks and grumbletonians moving in. Then every night is like Night of the Living Dead combined with an old BBC documentary on the mating habits of screaming lemurs. Then there's the smell: It's a bit like almonds smothered in parmesan cheese, dipped in old socks vomited by a dog at the end of your bed.

No thank you!

Someone needs to make a GPU cooler with one of these ducks!

Surprise everyone by bringing a grill!

The conspicuously missing area under the oval office is the president's evacuation/bomb shelter area with underground connections to the various tunnels used by the Secret Service to move around in secret (or just in a hurry).

Supposedly the tunnels under there connect pretty damned far. It's like... The forbidden tour haha.

I'll take laptops over a Punch Card System (PCS) any day!

Just use Gentoo. Do it from scratch on the command line without the GUI installer like a pro 👍

At the very least you'll learn how everything works at a deeper level.

The biggest takeaway from this poll is that only 15% of Republicans believe in objective reality.

It's more that they got sweaty and uncomfortable. Kids need to move around, ya know?

To be fair, carrying a child on your back can be fun for MAX an hour at a time. So maybe perfect for a video game 🤔

I used to carry my kids in a kid backpack for hikes on the weekends and they loved it. Too much, actually. In the Florida heat that's a good way to sweat your ass off.

Can't say the thing missing from those fun hikes through the arboretum was fashion 🙄

It's garbage.

This vastly underestimates the laziness of English speakers. No: It'll be shortened to...

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