Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.
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If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I'd shoot Tate twice.
What if there were also a bear?
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
The bear can just use him as a chew toy.
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Now isn’t that precious
Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.
Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.
There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.
Villains all the more.
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I'm starting to believe goblins do exist and they're out there grifting incels.
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There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.
Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?
It's fair to attack someone's looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he's some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he's down is fine given the crimes he's committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person's appearance for no reason.
Holy shit that's Andrew Tate? Lmao
No that's Gollum, from smash hit video game "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum".
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Agreed.
At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.
My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this
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Mainly I'm going to slave these bitches […] I'm going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours.. I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."
"I don't want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…"
"I don't want them to have the passwords, I don't want them to have anything."
The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.
Projection
"Peak alpha male"
Looks more like andrew Taint to me.
Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.
Flows nicely, but it's an inaccurate collage of plot elements.
- Isildur lost the ring in a river.
- Déagol found the ring in a river.
- Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
- Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
- Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?
So one thing I don't get.. Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn't give a shit about it... So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.
That's the thing, though. It did corrupt them.
Almost everyone who touched the ring immediately got curropted by it, with the exception of Frodo, but in the end it did work on him anyway.
Bilbo tried keeping the ring a secret as soon as he found it.
Sam had difficulties giving the ring back to Frodo, and he only had it for a day or two.
And if I remember correctly, I think the situation with Sméagol was accelerated for the movie scene.
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Sméagol is from a race that was closely related to hobbits, but not exactly hobbits.
he looks like he's one of those trolls that live under bridges
Is this a recent picture? Because I'm pretty sure he's back on YouTube talking shit like an edgy 13 year old...
Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.
He should use that picture in his "BRUV" party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).
He probably goes around asking women to guess what's in his pocket and then whips his penis out through a hole in said pocket.
That's what I read on Facebook, so it must be true