sulgoth

Canada geese are still a protected species so there might not be as many as you think. They may just know that they're safe in our cities and parks and chill there.

But he also said that brushing is good too!!

Poe's law is a bit too strong on this one for me to believe that.

Kinda sounds like what people do to Caesars around here. Buy a drink basically get a meal on a skewer sticking out of it.

I'd just like to add, they also probably knew exactly how bad it was for you as well.

Adult lunchables

Or some fine heroine. Wait, did they have heroine?

Caulifluer

Of course there are ads in the comments, everything from sketchy plastic surgery links to even sketchier porn links to somehow less sketchy dick enlargement pills. The dick pill thing will still take over your PC and make it either a bot net or Bitcoin miner.

Trust but verify folks, if you bought it and don't have a copy you fully control you're renting at best.

You know, there was a spongebob themed 5 nights at Freddy's clone once upon a time, decently spooky too. This is somehow worse.

YouTuber/Twitch steamer.