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[–] elidoz@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

stop the train and run for your life, don't let them get to you

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would you rather murder a stranger, or be forced to interact with them for 5 seconds?

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Well murder risks further interaction with cops, the legal system, lawyers... Can I just stare at the stranger for 5 seconds? I could probably manage a smile.

Wait, you're a stranger! Look ma I did it!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I rather tie my self up and pick a spot than get stuck interacting with a stranger for 5 seconds.

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago

So how long have you been in the trolley stopping business?

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Poots@mander.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha what is this gif from?

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

This scene made me laugh so hard even though I've already seen the gif and laughed at that.

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Get in front of the train so you don't have to make a decision

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, that is also a decision.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

The only valid option.

I second this..

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could lay down on the tracks, right?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Yes, but then you'd be joining a group activity.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..

sigh

I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

Always tomorrow.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you know that a single molecule of water has more hydrogen atoms than there are stars

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

:p yoooooou! What are you doing here?

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

turn the lever and run like hell

That ... could work.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

This is so scary, perfect timing for spooky season. You gotta keep up that outer image...

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

This one seems especially unsolvable...

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could do a few small talks before I'm socially exhausted, so maybe if i pull the lever about halfway through?

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe just run over their mouth parts

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But maybe you wont stop it in time for some of them, so then the families of those few in the front that died will forever hate you for not stopping it slightly sooner.

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

Person posts shitpost.

Commenters getting triggered.

Nice job OP!🍿

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

See, this is where you need a super hero persona; all masked super heroes are confirmed socially awkward!

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

If I pull the lever hard enough, will the trolley reverse? If so - can I jump on it to avoid the conversation?

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The fact that it's Bocchi is amazing

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 6 points 1 month ago

Don't worry guys Nijika aka Dorito will come and save the day

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

not worth it

Imma ride on top of the trolley like its a skateboard

[–] 5dh@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

That's not an option. Sorry guys!

[–] pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You can stop it any time you like

But you can never leave

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Run on the track while holding the lever

The train will be stopped, but the person who pulled the lever wouldnt be alive to be thanked

[–] Daerun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"So, as I was saying officer, as I am not a trained trolley operator I didn't knew the lever was a mechanism for it to do thinks, so I watched in horror as it approached the... (tries hard to hide smile)"

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