Ranch dressing. Or cum, whichever is available first.
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Well, if you start with a handful of creamy ranch dressing you can... wtf am I even doing with my life right now?
Those are equal, along with mayo.
Oh, I know the answer this this one! Uhh, mayo!
DAMMIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN.
Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is
Ketchup
Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.
Is anyone out there really eating unsalted fries?
The correct answer is salt. Or at least some form of seasoning
garlic sauce?
Pink sauce (Sriracha-Mayo)
Hollandaise or peanut sauce
MSG
Onions
BBQ sauce ๐
White vinegar.
I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo
No-one's mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?
Burger sauce
when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water
I put the bowl on my head so I don't get wet
you are a wise man
I am glad our paths crossed in this reality