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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

I love how such a really, really simple phrase causes this person to think "it's goofy nonsense" - "there clearly has to be a hidden meaning!". It's not that complicated, dude, basic reading comprehension helps.

But how based would it be, if Kamala was a Marxist sleeper agent just bid[en]ing her time?

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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 140 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

It means we can write our own future while moving past peer pressure from dead people. It ain't that hard, guys.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But it's so goofy! What silly nonsense!

Or is it Moldovian-Neo-Communisim by virtue of its roots to Carpathian Hedonocacy? It's more Geonosian that you might think.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 23 points 4 months ago

Are you talking about Transnistrian Neo-Communism? That one's kept alive by Putin and should be right up Trump's alley.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 18 points 4 months ago

Clearly an instance of trans-historical materio-futurism - I recognise some of the pairings by their Luciferian mirror runes from evil gay Sunday school

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 39 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear, trying to seize the means of production.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I don't understand, so it must be communism!"

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

magical communism

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

peer pressure from dead people

Well howdy there Internet people, it's Beau again

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Hell howdy there Beau, it's internet people again

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 105 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

“Kamala Harris washes her hands every day just like the notorious Pontius Pilate who famously washed his hands just before MURDERING our lord and savior Jesus!

I, on the other hand, righteously NEVER wash my hands to avoid ever being compared to such a sinner.

Is Kamala really a good leader for our country if she so blatantly supports the murder of Jesus Christ?”

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

You're really good at this religion thing.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 57 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah yes, the well-known esoteric Luciferian occult school of Marxism. All centrist Democratic candidates are sent to this secret camp for training.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you know if you say Kamala three times while looking in the mirror you should probably find something better to do with your time

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

Now I have the chorus of Karma Chameleon stuck in my head.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"lol just think independent of your historical context" is like the most non-marxist thing I can think of.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

Exactly, what, does she think she just fell out of a coconut tree or what?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

The right keeps inventing bogeymen that I would vote for

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

“Esoteric” meaning anything more complicated than subject-verb-object to this subgenius.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 months ago

If true, would definitely give vote. If not true (more likely), would definitely give vote.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you can't understand something, it must be the Devil.

It's the 1980s satanic panic all over again.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

It's pretty telling that they are trying to portray Marxists, Hermeticists, Luciferians, and Gnostics as united -- or possibly even as the same group. Those circles of the Venn diagram might share some overlap, but (in my experience) their goals and principles aren't very similar.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Now those liberals are using these things they call 'letters' to form these things called 'words' and putting those together to form 'sentences'. I won't be fooled. Those are them evil Satan runes. No place for them in a Christian household."

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn those gnostic luciferian Marxists and their attempts to immanentise the Eschaton.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man, what a great way to use a lot of words to say exactly nothing.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

But it sounds scary!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 14 points 4 months ago

Ah yes because Marxist-Leninists never talk about historical materialism

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I actually wish more people provided their own definitions of words so i don't have to guess

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

"Esoteric" means something only understood by a small number of people with specific knowledge. The only definition they get right is "People who know, know."

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Touch some fecking grass.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

Lindsay purples up that prose so hard.

Just call it a dogwhistle like the rest of us.

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's Kamala's version of Dark Brandon?

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

White Caramel

[–] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

She was just trying to quote Prince Ashitaka: "To see with eyes unclouded..."

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 9 points 4 months ago

That’s an epic phrase in and of itself. No need to bring Marx and Lucifer to spice it up.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 7 points 4 months ago

There's a specter haunting America, the specter of the Fallen Angel.

[–] shani66@ani.social 6 points 4 months ago

God damn they are so stupid. So stupid.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Look at all those big words.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

"Papa Legba, open the door... to the Ohio electorate for me."

[–] K0W4LSK1@links.hackliberty.org 4 points 4 months ago

I'm not saying this post is right but her dad is known for his Marxist views. so If it is a Marxist statement that would make sense and if anyone was a Marxist sleeper agent it be her lmao

[–] prole@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

All you need is the ability to write at a high school level, and as long as you're confirming their biases, you can convince these people of literally anything.

A group of hundreds spent weeks (months?) hanging around Dealey Plaza because they were certain that JFK was going to appear and, I dunno, rescue them from communism or whatever.