this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 10 points 8 months ago

suspiciously stringy for Parmigiano, too.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It's shredded low moisture mozzarella used for a typical pizza.

That would be some terrible looking parmesan.

[–] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Che Guevara and shredder from tmnt

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Damn you, I had Che also but couldn't come up with the second half. Nice combo.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you’re slow like me: Mozzarella, not Parmesan

[–] Spawn7586@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You are not slow. It's that people don't know what mozzarella looks like so they think it's the dried shredded one they put on the pizza. Like thinking that coffe comes directly as a drink or calamari are ring shaped...

Wut. The best calamaris have the little tentacles

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how a calamari could be ring shaped, and i might be tired, but anyway my brain can think of it is just hilarious.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The body of a calamari is cylindrical, and fried calamari are usually made by deep frying cross sectional cuts of calamari, which come out as rings

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] erie09@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Kinda cheesy

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

mozartrella

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I will never not laugh at this meme

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

my dumb ass really went "what is cinderart?"

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago

That ain't Mozzarella