bleistift2

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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You’re right. Sorry for getting my post-7pm arithmetic skills on you. However, my point still stands. ‘Close’ is not ‘conforming’ to the standard.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago

I didn’t know Euro and Farad were related :O

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I’m German. If the pages are a comfortable size, why does no publisher ever use A5 or A4 paper? To quote an answer I gave to another comment here:

Let’s check. I grabbed four random German books from my bookshelf. If you’re right, the pages should either be roughly 30cm×21cm (A4) or ~~15cm×10.5cm~~ [Edit: 21cm × 15cm] (A5).

Book 1: 18cm × 11.5; book 2: 19cm×12.5cm; book 3: 20.5cm × 12.5cm; book 4: 24cm × 17cm. None of those conform to the standard.

Another hint that the paper format is weird is that scientific papers on A4 are always either printed in two columns or use the ninths rule for margins, i.e. 1/9 of margin on the inner and upper edges and 2/9 of margin on the outer and bottom edges, essentially throwing away almost half of the page (I’ll admit there are more economic recommendations of 1/11 or 1/13). This is to make the columns narrower to get closer to the target of 60–80 characters per line. Note also that this makes the ‘usable’ area approximately 20cm long, which is much closer to the American’s ‘Legal’ format (216mm).

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

almost all consumer printers are for a4.

I never said A4 wasn’t the standard. I said it’s not a good one.

books in a4 size actually consist of a3 sheets bound together in the middle. (same with other sized books)

Let’s check. I grabbed four random German books from my bookshelf. If you’re right, the pages should either be roughly 30cm×21cm (A4) or ~~15cm×10.5cm~~ [Edit: 21cm × 15cm] (A5).

Book 1: 18cm × 11.5; book 2: 19cm×12.5cm; book 3: 20.5cm × 12.5cm; book 4: 24cm × 17cm. None of those conform to the standard.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 7 points 4 months ago (18 children)

To be fair, A4 yields unwieldy pages that are too long to comfortably read. And when do you ever need the feature to fold an A4 sheet into A5?

 

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[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It also starts disappearing from Amazon around season 3… if we’re talking Lower Decks.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 8 points 4 months ago (10 children)

After watching Lower Decks for 3 seasons and going back to TOS, I’m thinking about watching some of the middle entries. What are some of the meaningful differences between them. In other words: What should I watch?

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 36 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Eine wissenschaftliche Umfrage war nicht zu erwarten. Aber selbst Hans-Günther hätte doch auffallen müssen, wie dämlich

Forderung zur Rücknahme des Verbots

formuliert ist…

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 3 points 4 months ago

That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is Germany. Most bullets fired here end up in deer instead of people.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t know there was a comic series. I guess I’ll read that since Amazon pulled their animated series off of Prime.

 

Raising a child costs between $13k[2] and $35k[1] per year in the USA – depending on where you live and who you ask.

With a minimum wage job ($7.25/hr) you need to work about 5 to 13 hours per day to make that much – before taxes.

[1] https://smartasset.com/financial-advisor/cost-raise-child-2023

[2] https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/090415/cost-raising-child-america.asp

 

Maimai-Transkription (“Is this a pigeon?”):

Ein Heranwachsender, betitelt „Eltern”, zeigt auf einen Schmetterling, betitelt „Kind, das 10 Minuten lang nicht an Brei erstickt” und fragt: „Ist das Hochbegabung?”

 
 

Meme transcription:

When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

 

Meme transcription:

When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

 

Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Smooth Spongebob extending his hand friendlily to greet someone. Caption: “Your skills when picking up a game after a 6 month break”

Panel 2: Jagged-up Spongebob standing in a ring, angrily looking at his opponent. Caption: “The boss you didn’t want to beat last time”

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ich🫰iel (feddit.de)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by bleistift2@feddit.de to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
 

Ent-Behaupter: Ich kenne niemanden, dem das so passiert ist.

Maimai-Transkription: Mantarochen diskutiert mit Patrick aus Spongebob Schwammkopf.

[Paneel 1:] Mantarochen in Rolle eines Arbeitnehmers: „Das ist mein Arbeitsvertrag.“

[Paneel 2:] Patrick in Rolle einer Personalabteilung: „Jupp.“

[Paneel 3:] Mantarochen: „Hier steht, ich arbeite 160 Stunden für 3500 Euro.“

[Paneel 4:] Patrick: „Jupp.“

[Paneel 5:] Mantarochen: „Jemand, der mehr arbeitet, sollte auch mehr Lohn bekommen.“

[Paneel 6:] Patrick: „Da sehe ich nichts Falsches dran.”

[Paneel 7:] Mantarochen: „Ich habe 200 Stunden gearbeitet.”

[Paneel 8:] Patrick: „Jupp“

[Paneel 9:] Mantarochen: „Wo sind meine 875 Euro?”

[Paneel 10:] Patrick: „40 Überstunden sind inklusive.”

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998794

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

  1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
  2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
  3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
  4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/7998742

Meme transcription: 4 panels of Vince McMahon reacting increasingly ecstaticly to:

  1. Your software isn’t working. Vince McMahon looks curious.
  2. The bug is in a library. McMahon smiles.
  3. There already is an issue on Github. McMahon makes an orgiastic face.
  4. They published a fix last week. [I don’t know how to describe the face McMahon is making.]
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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by bleistift2@feddit.de to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
 

The two-panel comic I’m looking for describes how the level of care parents give plummets after the first child. The dialog goes something like this:

Panel 1

The child has a thermometer in their mouth.

[Father:] She has a mild fever.

[Mother:] To the emergency room!

Panel 2

The child twists their head around 180 degrees.

[Father:] Exorcist?

[Mother:] She’s fine.

Thank you!

 

Meme transcription: Anakin & Padme

[Panel 1] Anakin tries selects “Update and shut down” from the Windows start menu.

[Panel 2] Padme, labeled as “Windows”, cheerily says: ”You mean ‘Update and restart’, right?”

[Panel 3] Anakin takes an annoyed look.

[Panel 4] Padme, still cheery, says “I’ll just ‘Update and Restart’.”

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