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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 65 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I get in my car, blackout for 45min and just find myself at waffle squarf at 2am.

[–] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your car must be hungry, does the food you provide it fulfil all of its dietary needs?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I go to gas squarf weekly for car

[–] portifornia@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I go to ass squarf.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Is that from the drugs or alcohol?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Waffle Square - Sacramento, California

Pity, Squarf > Square easily

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I thought this place looked stupid familiar but I thought it was a chain

Turns out no, it's the only one, wow, small world

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.

Pizza huts in the ecology of chain restaurants, are equivalent to whatever provides hermit crabs their shells.

Its gotta be a land development company under the guise of a pizza place, because there are no fewer than 6 old pizza hut building in my community, that are very clearly but no longer Pizza Huts. In-fact, Pizza Hut just, sold their old building, and guess what. We're getting a new pizza hut.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

They must make those roofs out of discarded crusts or something to keep costs down.

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[–] ZombieTheZombieCat@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Used to be one in Citrus Heights. It was gross. Wouldn't expect any less.

[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Waffle Squares is known around the world in both Thailand and India

[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They seem to have gone from Square => Squarf and then remodeled.

They did not embrace the Squarf.

[–] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ops picture has waffle square but the line on the e is either burnt out or peeling off.

[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, this is from the Google Maps business page from last year. The E turned to F around 2020 based on other photos. I guess they remodeled the whole thing instead just fixing it.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Must go. Waffle. Squarf. Must. Consume.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You will be assimisquarfed.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like an Interdimensional Cable commercial off Rick and Morty

[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It sounds to me like a Welcome to Nightvale ad. But similar ideas

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[–] maquise@ttrpg.network 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Senor Cardgage, is that you?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

See? Cardgage is so cool, his character intro video probably just cursed us all for life!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know they made a film out of the story.

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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Damn, that's a really interesting short film 👍.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

They communicate by flapping their meat

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[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

They cash cab guy and Chris from the wire in the same short‽ Insanity!

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

There's one state, I believe Indiana, where the big chain Waffle House operates under the name Waffle Shoppe. This is because there was already a preexisting mom and pop Waffle House in the area.

Correction: it's "Waffle and Steak," and they stopped doing that in 2005.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yep. I'm from Indiana (I live here again) and we used to go to the Indiana version of the Waffle House and play Risk all night because we were wild and crazy teenagers. It was like Denny's but scuzzier.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

‘Denny’s but scuzzier’ describes Waffle House perfectly

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's gone now and these photos don't do the scuzziness justice, but-

This was the building. It was so shitty, they razed it to the ground when the place closed.

Here's a picture of the inside which doesn't show the lack of cleanliness very well.

Also, like every town weirdo ate there for some reason. Which made it good for people watching.

There was a claw machine at the entrance. I kicked ass at that claw machine. I won like 10 stuffed animals to give to my dog to tear into pieces.

EDIT: Also, the fry cook had a Frankenstien's Monster head. Like he looked like Boris Karloff in the monster make-up except without the bolts. So fucking weird.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Lol I enjoyed this exposé into your local greasy spoon. Here's to scuzzy diners!

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like Squarf is a better name..

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You guys smarmfin' over here?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Is Waffle Squarf in Azerbaijan or North Korea?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

And it's in an old Pizza Hut restaurant

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Someone needs to send that video to George Lucas, king of unnecessary double letters at the end of names.

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[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

The Interdimensional Hole Of Portals has some fierce competition.

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 3 points 10 months ago

Finally, a good fucking restaurant

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

L'Shana Haba'ah B'Waffle Squarf!

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If Waffle Squarf served us Sandbliches but they were not glistening, it would have been enough.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Da-da da da!

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