Rodeo

But you're not. Trump is still living a lavish life full of excess, despite his debts.

Wealth is about lifestyle, not numbers.

Panik: your Debian stable system is so ancient it still contains the heartbleed bug.

Yellow is too white.

This is a contributor post, not a Forbes official article.

I read here recently that the rich people who pay attention to Forbes for investment information avoid all Forbes contributor content and focus only official article from Forbes staff.

I don't know how true that is, but if you believe it then until a forbes staffer writes about it in an official capacity, it hasn't actually hit Forbes.

Pernicious knids!

SCRAM

No, Newtonian physics works just fine. Unless things are too big, too small, too fast, or too slow.

At least that's what a meme I once saw said.

What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.