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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.

These guys look like me...

Aw fuck!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're your sister's husband? Wouldn't that put you quite a distance southeast of the PNW?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

Nah, lol. Im just saying everyone here looks the same

[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you're going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.

Anyways I think these guys are cool

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

Not my scene but I’m not hating on them

[–] Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Rock and stone

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture with organic, fair-trade ingredients, produced by hand, on their roof.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I am on their side. Do what you want, it's your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago

The car park is full of Volvo 740's Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

POV : You are overpriced artisional consumer product that has been locally produced.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

POV: You are a burger with $2 worth of ingredients sold for $15 and served on a wooden plank

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I mean at this point with inflation I think that's just a big Mac on a McDonald's chip board table.

[–] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 6 months ago

No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

I didn’t say anything negative about them.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca -2 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

"Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!"

See how that's a braindead take?

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

[–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

People have been taking the piss out of other people's hair since the stone age, what's weird about it?

[–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it?

I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I think its hot.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I feel very personally attacked

You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca -1 points 6 months ago

What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit.

Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they're about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though.

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Men don't go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago

It's a red flag round here... honestly anyone with a large beard, it's strike 1