Mr_Blott

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The Legacy (1978)

Fuck knows what my dad was thinking πŸ˜…

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Weird how when I see a moronic thumbnail on a YT link, I just automatically downvote πŸ€”

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We call it humour because we can afford the extra "U"

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I can hear a Frenchman somewhere hon-hon-honing about the fact that our food culture is so pitiful, we have convinced ourselves we actually like eating an overrefridgerated supermarket sandwich out of a cardboard box and calling it lunch.

Have you ever had a french supermarket sandwich, hen? They're fucking awful. He's not right

Consider two people: one getting ready salted crisps, a BLT and a San Pellegrino, the other a spicy chicken pasta pot, the hard-boiled egg two-pack and a banana Yazoo. Which one would you rather have as your babysitter?

Dunno, I'm not a judgemental wank like you, I'd take it on merit

This is fucking GASH journalism and the advert for her "book" at the end says it all

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Why is having sex at Legacy Independent Funeral Directors like eating a pork pie?

You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Leaks

Adverts

Sorted that headline for ya

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Mate, I'd definitely prefer loose leaf tea but can't be arsed with the extra hassle

There are dozens of us

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I always assume people who end statements with question marks talk like David from Schitt's Creek?

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Poor access to GPs, long waits for hospital treatment, staff shortages and a lack of Government funding

So basically it's not a dissatisfaction with the NHS, but with the evil fuckers that are trying to drive it into the ground so they can make huge profits on healthcare?

😑

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

leaked by retailer

Just say fuckin "advertised" smh

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why I don't watch YouTube videos -

It's 8 minutes long and contains less than a minute's worth of information, and is a complete waste of time

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I'm trying to change the way we refer to gun owners. I'm not settled on an actual name yet, but for the moment I'm referring to them as "shitebag cowards afraid of their own shadows"

It needs work, I admit

 

Hi.
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What I mean is.
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Insufferable cunts who use.
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Like it's a fuckin.
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Is there a way to get a single notification for a conversation, be it WhatsApp, text or whatever, then silence notifications until the window-licking shitbag stops pressing [Send]? πŸ˜…

 
 
 
 
 

A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

 

For context, Carrefour is one of Europe's largest retailers. And French; they take no shit

 
 

Like if I type "I have two appl.." for example, often it will suggest "apple" singular instead of plural. Just a small example, but it is really bad at predicting which variant of a word should come after the previous

 
 

I use Komoot for wild walking and biking, and it's incredible. Hugely more accurate and reliable. Just wondering if there's something like that for city and intercity travel. Thanks for suggestions!

 
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