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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 66 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’m only here to complain about the shitty joints.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.

[–] match@pawb.social 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 14 points 10 months ago

Same, but I'm at my yearly health check-up.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is that fucking thermal paste????

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

This bucket of thermal paste's never gonna get us past the blockade.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago

Brother if your thermal paste looks like clay you need to swap it out

[–] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The door to my home office:

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

That's exactly why I bought it. I'm a huge MSTie.

I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they'd look into it. Who knows?

[–] odium@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Captain Raynolds Galactica!

[–] match@pawb.social 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And this is my favorite ship on the Citadel

[–] Talaraine@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No one expects the Reaper Inquisition

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 10 months ago

Their chief weapon is fear. Fear and cannibalism.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

trade must flow

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 months ago

The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.

"Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How does Godzilla fit into this?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon's cockpit.

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[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

The 3rd party N64 controller that your friend has to use.

[–] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is this the ship from Firefly?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think it's the one from Battlespace Galactitoads.

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[–] Harpsist@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe that is "The O'Neal" actually.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, it only transforms into a GoBot.

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[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Star Wreck: Deep Space Nein.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's so controversial about Gandalf's horse Shadowfax? Did he not in fact show us the meaning of haste?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but I think you'll find that Gandalf's horse was named Artax and he died by sinking in the fire swamp.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right, of course! It's been too long since I last read the A Song of Ice and Fire series!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just wish George R. R. Lucas would finish writing Prince Caspian already.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 points 10 months ago

In his defense, he was pretty distraught when Dungeons & Dragons all but scuppered their succesful adaptation of his life's work in favor of their autobiographical movie..

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you, I love Farscape.

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Enterprise Falcon: USS Millenium

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It would be better if they attached that to some warp nacelles

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cut down the Kessel run to 11 parsecs

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can you travel at warp and hyperspeed at the same time?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they did it in the famous space documentary "Space Balls". It's called "Ludicrous".

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

It's a dangerous maneuver that is liable to send your ship into plaid

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Nah, they need a ram scoop

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?

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[–] menemen@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I like this.

[–] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

So say we all.

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