Andonno

joined 1 year ago
[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

We are not lewd!

She Who Thirsts and the Dark Kin: Silence, prude. You do not speak for us.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Like you never forgot a platoon in a foreign country.

Fortunately my military assets are few enough that I can keep track of all of them at all times.

Unfortunately, this does limit my ability to project force on the international stage.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Dogs are arseholes."
Dog people: >:(, how dare you!

"Cats are arseholes."
Cat people: We know.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Bayonets "modern technology".
Wears woven cloth and uses forged steel.

Hypocrite.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be humiliated or humbled.

Folk etymology: it comes from the poor having to catch and eat crows (which aparently taste disgusting) to prevent starving to death.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I think I think, therefore, I think I think I am, I think?

This is as close to a statement of certainty as you will get from philosophy.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 86 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My dad, actually.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is you. This is who you are. The rest is just a life support system for this bit.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Jesus Christ! Supercar! Hoonin' 'round the corner like a Yamaha!

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Ceasar conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Ceasar!

Also "yielded to Hephaeston's thighs" - maybe Diogenes.

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Be honest.

sigh No-one ever wanted to work. It was a requirement for your existence to continue being tolerated.

Thank you.

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