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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 105 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There's nothing more manly than fucking other men.

Oh? You want to bang a soft, gentle lady? Don't think you can endure a cock up the arse? Toughen up, soyboy.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

By virtue of being a man, anything you do is manly, including banging soft ladies ☝️🤓

Edit sorry couldn’t resist ^^

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, are those excuses I hear? What I should be hearing is the friction of unlubricated anal.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Bite the pillow, I'm cummin in dry!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They probably used lead as lube.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Kronar, son of Man.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Don't think you can endure a cock up the arse?

Yeah that was womanly behaviour for them. Giving was chad, taking was some weird submissive female behaviour.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Real men fuck all genders.

I say this as I am finally coming to terms with my own bisexuality.

[–] lemmylem@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago

I'm straight and I approve this message.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago

(╭☞´ิ∀´ิ)╭☞ Nice.

[–] MetaCubed@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

We love to see it. Welcome to your journey :)

[–] V1K1N6@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Pansexuality baby! Congrats on your self-discovery!

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago
[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago

Alexander The Power Bottem.

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait until they heard about Caesar's "Every man's woman and every woman's man"

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Ceasar conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Ceasar!

Also "yielded to Hephaeston's thighs" - maybe Diogenes.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

It's unsure but I think the whole Queen of Bithyania business might've just been political slander.

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Wasn't Alexander the same guy who killed hundreds of Africans and then got insulted by a homeless man who compared the bones of his parents to those of the people he killed?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

A true man's man.