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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, are those excuses I hear? What I should be hearing is the friction of unlubricated anal.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

Bite the pillow, I'm cummin in dry!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They probably used lead as lube.