You heard it here, if anyone is attracted to hot blonde women such as myself, they are now gay, which means as members of the gay community, they have to support LGBTQ+ rights now.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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"I like women that look like I can intimidate and beat them easily because I'm not really a man" - Guys that say they don't like muscular women
I can see not being attracted to a muscular aesthetic (though I do I think the image here is a bit silly). I say that as a loser who'd let a jacked woman beat me to death with a waffle maker.
Yeah, it's perfectly fine if that's not your cup of tea, as long as you extend the same courtesy to everyone else
Ex-friend was much like that. Really tall dude, liked tiny, subservient women. One time him and his wife were over.
"I don't allow her to wear makeup or cut her hair."
Right in front of us all. For real. (She eventually escaped!)
And yes, I hung out with such a man. Typical, young right-winger, full of rage that the world he had seen and been promised, his grandad's world, his dad's world, was taken from him by "the others".
I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Just pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved one.
I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.
Don't blame yourself, it really takes a lot of energy and it's not like you're obligated to do that anyway. Besides, it could've never work 100% thus putting you in a kind of co-dependent relationship. Good for you to abandon toxic environment, I think.
Typical, young right-winger, full of rage that the world he had seen and been promised, his grandad's world, his dad's world, was taken from him by "the others".
Oh is that what their problem is I've always wondered what their issue was.
The thing is though both my grandfather and my father worked in coal mines. My grandfather in particular had all sorts of breathing problems and back problems because of this. I never wanted to live in their world. Those idiots have a rose tinted version of a world that never was, they have no idea what it is that they're pining after.
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Guys that denigrate muscular women for their physique
Not being into a particular body type isn't a bad thing. Looking down on someone for it is.
"My manhood rests solely on being able to beat up women"
- some loser
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Why is gatekeeping straightness even such an interesting topic people fixate over so much? Contrapoints "Are Traps Gay?" video provided some quite compelling answers to that question FWIW.
The universe started from a mysterious dot, we're apes in clothes, and one day we will all be dust. It seems weird af to devote so much energy to worrying about the rules of which genitals interlock with which.
Johnny Bravo: I'm straight, so if it makes my dick hard it's a woman 🤟
Anyone who, unsolicitedly, provides some kind of blanket statement about what is and isn't gay from a position of assumed authority, is gay as hell and in denial.
So you're gay as hell?
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Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a pretty blonde with an effeminate face, thick as fuck thighs and a big arse?
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Guy is scared she'd pop his head with her thighs like a watermelon. Or that she'd crush his wimpy little dick with her ass-cheeks.
Or most likely he's scared that she can lift more than him. Maybe he's intimidated by a woman who could bench press his ass.
"If you're attracted to her you're a latent homosexual" says the homosexual closeted by their own shame.
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Considering a youtuber recently got his family doxxed because he made a kinda effeminate video video celebrating him liking women, I'm going to go with what I think is the best response: Yeah man, I'm a guy and I'm gay for women, go deal with that.
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Guys I guess I'm gay but I've got no problem with that
But, like, why is it gay to be attracted to her?
Well I'm a woman, and I'm feeling very gay right now. And also envious
In my case, because I’m a woman. Otherwise, 🤷♀️
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Who is she and does she know she's a gay icon?
It's always the insecure men confessing their insecurity about muscle ladies, always
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Guess I’m gay as fucc then cause she can step aaaaaaaall over me @.@
Then I guess I'm gay as FUCK
She's more ripped than her jeans but that damn smile is such a killer, make her look so sweet
Even if that was true, I don't have problem with that. On the other hand, what's with those jeans? Was she in a war or something? It has to be pita to put them on.
Her jeans were in a war with those tree trunks she calls legs and we're utterly decimated
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Them: “It’s gay to be attracted to a fit woman!”
Me: “Welp, guess I’m gay then! Do I get a badge or something?”
Anyone else playing too much Baldur's Gate 3 and seeing the human version of Karlach? Just me?
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