PauloPelle

joined 1 year ago
[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Father Time does not offer refunds sadly...

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it's leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn't even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn't exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it's alarm.

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

With friends like these who needs enemies

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a pretty blonde with an effeminate face, thick as fuck thighs and a big arse?

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Believe, technically speaking, it merely increased his size and hitbox vertically. Realistically speaking whatever helped your developing brain overcome it is true even if it isn't technically so because what matters is you did it 💪.

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want it to be real