Obviously, you’ve found the urinal.
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Whole new meaning to golden showers.
Nah, it's the same old meaning.
I live in a ranch style house on a completely flat property, there are no steps on it. Golden showers don't come raining from above when there's no above.
I see you have yet to meet tree-dwelling animals.
If a mouse climbs out of the S-bend and licks your beefy starfish, it's a convenient way to end things on a high note
Please never call it that again.
The rusty sheriffs badge, you mean?
the ol' muddy basement window
The good old meaty fun bridge
definitely the tongue garage
One doesn't at all mind the occasional tongue punch in the fart box, does one?
I hate you all <3
caviar cross
You mean the balloon knot?
What, "s-bend"?
It’s the plumbing of the toilet. Shaped like a S
Yeah I know. I was jokingly pretending that I thought that was the objectionable expression 😁
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I would forever be thinking, "what if I accidentally walk out though?" And proceed to never go near that window
That's actually a nifty little trick your brain plays on you to help keep you away from danger. Problem is, some people settings are off and that "feature" becomes a bug.
Cheeky ass brain!
For when your duce is so gnarly the lingering stench could soffcate a small child, and there is a lineup outside, and you realise your only option to avoid needing to look the next person in the eye and own your shame is suicide.
Japan is a truly strange space.
It's kinda cool actually, but kids exist and I don't think kids should exist... around this.
When I was 4yo I lived on the top floor of a shitty apartment with access to the roof. Roof was not gated.
Id spend so much time alone up there unsupervised until I was 7 and we moved.
I'm surprised I'm alive.
In our neighbourhood it was customary to celebrate Christmas on the open balcony of one of the high-rises. Children would climb to the highest floor and set off fireworks from the balcony. The railing was high, but the danger was still present.
U mean this shouldn't exist around skinny people
Oh cool I'm going to use the small door!
Suicide toilet (executives only)
This is for when you try to flush, but the water rises and there's no way you won't be flooding the stall. They're offering you a way out.
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Deluxe suicide booth
They mounted a wrong window type. You can get one that doesn't open fully, from the bottom edge. Usually they are mounted in corpo buildings due to liability issues
I think they used an outward opening one instead of inward opening. If that window would open inward, you couldnt slip through
My guess would be it's treated as a window and can be used to air the toilet after nasty session. It looks weird because it's in form of a glass door.
It's a standard casement window, just with a weird aspect ratio. If you twisted the handle a different way it would only crack open from the top, letting you vent the room.
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FOXCONN executive bathroom.
When you want to go home early without your boss noticing, you can make a parachute escape from the toilet. Perfect!
It's in case you want to display your shit techniques to a broad audience.
The view out of the window sharply increases your speed of doing a #2.
When you set your FOV too high
Building codes? We don't need no stinkin' building codes!
A loo with a view.
In case you get raided and the flush isn't working.
Suicide poops!!!
This looks like type of place you might find yourself in a nightmare
It's for religious purposes
Long drop
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