Panurge987

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Federal appeals court rules Trump doesn't have broad immunity from prosecution in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yes, Rumsfeld died in 2021.

Federal appeals court rules Trump doesn't have broad immunity from prosecution in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rumsfeld died in 2021.

Family of Black girls handcuffed by Colorado police, held at gunpoint reach $1.9 million settlement in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lose: when you no longer have something

loose: when you no longer wear a belt

It seems like all packaged foods do this now in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
Give me sEa MeAT in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Why did the human jump on the counter?

What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice... in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I like to respond with, "Why? What's in the bathroom?"

Toilet without borders in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nah, it's the same old meaning.

Crackers in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Summer sausage and cheddar cheese.

Stereotypes are wrong and bad in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

*stereotype

55% of women say listening to Joe Rogan is a red flag in c/politics@lemmy.ml
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Green texts?

Following instructions like a pro in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

My Journey in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Doctors do that, too.

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