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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 368 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 185 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Not all broads are like me...

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 93 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[–] Clipboards@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 109 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's fucking 8 times and a blowie

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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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[–] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

85% of the time, it works every time!

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 96 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather die than be this desperate and immoral.

Perfect green text!

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago

This is basically how a romance scam works but without the asking for money part

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 93 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 31 points 11 months ago

oh damn, a perfect score

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[–] aredditimmigrant@endlesstalk.org 71 points 11 months ago (4 children)

How does the math work that they did it 10x with 85% working?

Also wtf gaslighting. This is a whole new level of negging

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I know right? It's almost like people lie on the internet.

[–] Dirk_Darkly@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but this is 4chan. They tend to operate with integrity.

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[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

That's not gaslighting. It's catfishing. Gaslighting is when you try to trick someone into thinking they're crazy or that their memory is unreliable by lying to them about events you both experienced or knew about.

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

The only believable part is at the beginning where 30 women didn't go on a date with someone who uses 4chan after talking to them.

[–] Doesnotexist@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How can you do it 10 times and have an 85% success rate?

[–] lapommedeterre@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Maybe just a handy, so counts it as half

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[–] messianic@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

Remember to turn off notification sounds 😉

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

60% of the time, it works every time.

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[–] mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'm like 90% sure this features in Barney Stinson's playbook lmfao

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I think the term here is 'chadfishing.'

There are people who allegedly do stuff like this on Tinder, but it's mainly to push the incel narrative that you need a strong square jawline, huge chin, and other masculine features to even have a chance to match with ladies on Tinder.

Or course people claiming this could easily have faked screenshots, so take that with a massive grain of salt.

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[–] min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think there's a friends episode with this as the plot

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The One Where They Telegraph A Joke From A Mile Off So Even The Stupid People Can Understand It

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[–] DreadTowel@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So he tried it ten times and it worked 8 times and a half time?

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[–] DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If the dude was getting 60 matches in two months he was already doing quite good for himself, no? Pretty sure that is above average.

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[–] ebenixo@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

tinder is a narcissist honey pot

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Why do I feel promiscuity is disgusting? I have no connection to a stupid religion, neither do I care about social standards in that regard. Am I old fashioned or uptight? But since I was a teenager I despise it to the point I had the opportunity and said no, several times (when I was younger, I'm around 40 now) My buddies always said i'm stupid asf, I don't know. Am I? Got 2 girlfriends in my life, the last one now for 20 years (still going), all my experience you can count on one hand, I don't feel inhibited in my "skills", at least what the feedback tells me, but on the other hand there's clearly a bias, idk.

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[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (19 children)

Interesting. Counterpoint, anon's a dick for manipulating people like that.

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[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't it be funny when he could not recognize the woman because she used a fake image, too?

[–] catherine_fish@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (22 children)
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