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Anon finds a glitch in the modern dating system (images.pr0gramm.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Brand@feddit.de to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 368 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Aren’t fantasies fun?

[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 185 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Not all broads are like me...

[–] synestia@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

What's the deal with airplane food though?

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But not smart enough to pick a percentage that divides evenly by 10.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 93 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You've been watching this person for half an hour, you pick up certain cues, like they being alone and waiting instead of making an order.

[–] Clipboards@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Yeah like original post is bullshit but this isn't at all a foreign thing to say