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Malicious Compliance

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People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.

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[–] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I mean... it's supposed to be a 'beauty contest' so why shouldn't they compete?

[–] Neve8028@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's funny because the original trans sports bans were justified by saying that they would have an unfair advantage. This beauty pageant ban is just transphobes saying that trans women are unfairly attractive lmfao.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're either fabulous or you're not. Has nothing to do with what's in between your legs at birth or beyond.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago

No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.

[–] Lemon_Rick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Zorque is envied by every gent,

’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent

Every saint and sinner

Can each be a winner

When his dick’s in the beauty pageant

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The last time I tried that the police were called.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Not as fabulous as you thought.

[–] Johnny5@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Just got to find the right contest, friend

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"Instructions unclear" popped into my mind immediately.

[–] IonAddis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on...well, I guess YouTube wouldn't take it.

Pornhub, maybe?

[–] gridleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That depends on what you're allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.

[–] Sivar@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These contests are full of ideology, so a trans person has a significant advantage over the others. There aren’t enough heartwarming and sob stories in the world to compensate for that.

On the other hand, I don’t really care if those kind of competitions are unfair. If they help trans people convey a message, that’s probably the best thing that can come out of them.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah yes, the competitions currently banning trans women definitely have a positive bias towards them.