Afghaniscran

joined 1 year ago
[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 66 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

From this I have learnt the Wirral is an overpopulated tennis court.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Is that lemonfred?

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 103 points 2 months ago (4 children)

No, no I can't.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Caught in a landslide?

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they are whale skulls

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 55 points 4 months ago

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 76 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they've had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 37 points 5 months ago

No good at likensubs*

 

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Are there any celebrities that are confirmed to be using lemmy?

I know celebs have used Reddit, have any followed us to Lemmy that are confirmed. For example I know Adam from mythbusters was an active redditor or Arnold Schwarzenegger etc. Do we know if any have came along with us

 
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