Dad Jokes

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Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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loopy@lemmy.world

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit. (lemm.ee)

submitted 15 hours ago by melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Huge waist.

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Did you hear about the new broom model that was released? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's sweeping the nation.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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I used to hate facial hair... (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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but then it grew on me.

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An ant's gender can be determined by throwing it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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If it floats, buoyant.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

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Ultra-marathon (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I couldn't figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 4 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Then it struck me.

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I heard Godzilla has a son. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 6 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Jesuszilla.

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ENGLISH MUFFIN:… (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Bad formatting:( (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Life finds a way (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I have the memory of an elephant. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

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How much can a lemon-sized bladder hold? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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LMNOP

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My friend is pretty weird. The other day he was looking for a clock to put in his belt (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by ConstantPain@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I told him it was a waist of time.

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I tried starting a hot air balloon business (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But it never took off

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What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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How do cats keep up with local events,? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The evening mews.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Fsh

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Why is molecular science so untrustworthy? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Atoms make up everything.

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What do you call a person that eats only offal? (feddit.nl)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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An Organist

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If you’re American when you go in the bathroom… (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

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Which bees make milk? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 weeks ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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BooBees